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49) Each time you upgrade a creature, You sell part of your soul to Mur.

50) The higher your stats are, the lower your sanity is.

51) Eon is an AI designed to test all new mp5s.

52) The drinks in the pub are druged. Windy is after your gold coins.

53) The scarves aren't there for looks. Their there to wisper evil thoughts into your ears.

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55) (which is actually 54) the broken pattern gazebo puzzle can not be solved... it's there to drive you insane and make you waste hours on MD, anyone who tells you they solved it is Mur's alt, trying to keep people online...
56) all the kings, alliance leaders, RPC, are actually one person's alts...
57) Mur is a computer created by aliens from Romania, and his job is to ignore anyone and everyone and say that 'he is busy'
58) Everything said before is true, except number 21
59) Number 21 is probably the biggest lie in the whole world
60) when you solve Berserker's the scream you hear is your soul, which is now trapped in that machine, making you addicted to MD...

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61) Mur is your schizophrenic alter ego whom you do not know about.
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62) No, Mur is the low hum of background radiation leftover after the Big Bang.

64) MD generates post-hypnotic suggestions we have and makes us all secret agents. One day soon, Stage 11 will be released and we'll all go crazy and take over the world, in both Realms of reality.

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76) MagicDuel is just a poor version of YIM with some fancy graphics prepared for people bored with standard YIM.
77) MagicDuel is an alien agency supporting alien invasion by planting alien agent inside player's head through mental osmosis. People do not leave MD on their own - they are either saved by exorcists or are fully in alien control and no further adjustments are nessesary

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[quote name='xrieg' timestamp='1312634145' post='89615']
77) MagicDuel is an alien agency supporting alien invasion by planting alien agent inside player's head through mental osmosis. People do not leave MD on their own - they are either saved by exorcists or are fully in alien control and no further adjustments are nessesary
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(wait, I thought we were supposed to make stuff up and say lies here, for the funny of saying so??!!? )

78) Mur's full name is an anagram for "Mutual Red Rums" which makes The Shining of Heat all that scarier! or Mutual Murders for those who have not seen it, he's out ti kill us all with MD insanity! (it's also A Drum Result Mu, which makes me think of heartbeats and the coefficient of friction. Viscosity?!)

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79) MD "stages" are just different names for the firmware used by the alien logic virus to function in your bra in to function in you to function in your brai n to function in your brain properly.

Sry for the lag, i was downloading latest updates.

80) Viscosity is actually real, the mousebutton takes longer to press than on normal links.O.o

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