To my beloved Nimrodel,
Since it is Valentine’s Day, I would like to express to you how much I love you and how much I have been loving you everyday.
You say I never help out around the house and that I always ignore you when asked to take out the rubbish. In all truthfulness, I ignore you because of my undying love for you. I know that you have a fear of putting on extra weight. By making sure that you do all the chores alone, I am ensuring that you get all the exercises required to keep any extra pounds off. It is my way of showing you how much I love you.
I also intentionally keep the toilet seat up as a sign of my love. I know that you get annoyed whenever the seat is up. It is proven that getting annoyed burns calories, not to mention the extra motion required to put the seat down. See….. more proof that I love you.
As for my flirting with all pretty young girls, it is my way of motivating you to stay fit and beautiful at all times. You can channel that anger and jealousy to working out more so that you do not lose out to them.
In conclusion, the end result would be a slim, pretty and active you. All done out of my love for you from the bottom of my bottom. In the end, you will be a hot MILF while I continue to put on weight from being an aging couch potato. It is a sacrifice that I am doing for you.
Love you always!
Happy Valentine’s Day!
From your beloved,
MIKE
PS: Whats for dinner?