Conspiracy Theories

[Fyrd Argentus]

The following ideas might be true, but there is no evidence that they are. They are presented for your amusement - reader beware. Please add your own to this growing list.

1. The Multi-Window alert is actually an advanced level spell used by certain players to prevent attacks on them, and to freeze players in place as they breeze past.

2. The low-grade avatars you see in the shop were NOT selected randomly, but were chosen by a secret committee that is trying to guide your role-playing development.

3. Alpha-zero is actually a code for, "I don't like your work".

4. Your regen timer display is actually manipulated by an advanced spell used by certain players trying to prevent your use of bursts.

5. There are only six real players in this game, and two are on vacation.

6. This entire realm is actually an experimental project of the University of Romania's Psychology Department.

7. Understanding of the rules is carefully monitored. When average comprehension reaches a certain index level, the rules are changed.

8. See your ID number? There really are that many people who have joined MD prior to you, and they almost all are getting updates on your mistakes and screw-ups. Only those who remain active in the game do NOT get these updates.

9. Mur is really Elvis.

10. The game is NOT run out of Romainia, it is run by space aliens studying earth culture.

11. The game is actually an attempt by islamic extremeists to undermine western productivity by drawing off the creative thinkers from the western work force.

12. You're missing all the really good stuff - the party keeps shifting away from wherever it is you are logged on.

13. This post was not made by Fyrd Argentus, but rather by another player of the same name.

[Nimrodel]

<3

Awesomeness ! ROTFLMAO!!

[Muratus del Mur]

14. this project belongs actually to the chinese army that is trying to keep americans and europeans busy while they take over the world. EVIDENCE: there is no chinese translation of MD

15. Mur is actually a pseudonym for a group of people taking turns on one character to screw with your mind and avoid profiling

16. Fyrd Argentus is an alt of Mur, ..you have a MD character too? then so are you.

17. There are so few people left in MD because the last level of the game is played outside the web interface, usually players never win that level....

18. there is a cow creature and a milk resource but its invisible

[Prince Marvolo]

19. Fruit harvesting will never be implemented because it will cause mass tomato deaths...

[Nera]

20. Nobody cares about spoilers...the no spoilers rule is really just there to annoy you... especially newbies.

Edited September 27, 2010 by Nera

[Muratus del Mur]

21. there are no secrets, but making noobs think there are keeps them curious. (read show of force topic if you start believing this to much lol)

[Mr Mystery]

22. There is no such thing as MD. Theres only you, and all this is happening inside your head. Even this sentence is a sentence you made up. This whole world is made up by you. Everyone is a lie.



***Curse you Mur!. You posted before mine!, now i have to edit and be number 22.
<< You made this happened too.

Edited September 27, 2010 by Mr Mystery

[Curiose]

23. The cake is a lie and the Tomato Cult is secretly being run by Mushrooms hidden away in Androids who we think are players in the Game, but are really not.

[Nera]

24. If your grasan is fat, you are not getting enough exercise.

[Metal Bunny]

I laughed out loud at the chinese army one.

25. Mur is in fact a wall that was imbued with magical clay, that made it sentient.
The only reason why Md exists now and now when the wall was made in ancient times, is because only now does Mur not only have an electrical socket, but also an ether net feed.

(doh, had to edit mine to 25 instead of 24)

Edited September 27, 2010 by Metal Bunny

[Magnus X]

oh my gad! i knew it! ive been telling people this! i cant believe it actually IS TRUE!

this guy right here really opened my eyes. please watch, for non-believers.

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hoytrHE821o[/media]

har har har!

[Kyphis the Bard]

26. Magic Duel is really a Tomato Cult scheme to turn the whole world into Vegetables via the internet. Some will become lesser vegetables, like squashes and eggplants, Others will gain the glory of transformation into a fully-fledged Tomato. The Tomato's will then harvest all the lesser vegetables, and create the worlds largest, tomato free, Salad.

[Jubaris]

27. Mur is Rhaegar. There are many copies... And they have a plan

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xti9O4yLu1k&feature=related

Edited September 28, 2010 by Rhaegar Targaryen

[Magnus X]

but tomatoes arent really vegetables, we are so used to thinking they are that we forget theyre actually frutis! dont be fooled! this is the cunning technique they employ to blend in with all vegetables. tomato is in fact a berry from the family nightshade! yes. you heard me right, "nightshade!" weve been brainwashed. the toxic but addictive fumes distorted our minds and opened it to subtle suggestions by the clandestine group that controls md. when was the last time you puffed some nightshade?! everybody did! we all did! and they tell us its all part of the story. how cleverly deceiving. now you know the truth. the truth...is..is..is....out there!

break down the code, bring out the truth:
[size="3"]muratus = mur atus = mur + tum atus = mur tumatus = 'more tomatoes'

[/size]

Edited September 29, 2010 by Magnus X

[Amoran Kalamanira Kol]

29.) It's not dangerous to smoke nightshade, magicduel is actually trying to thin the earth's population by poisoning kid's minds!

30.) The forum rep actually matters.

[Jubaris]

30) is not a satire btw

[Chewett]

32) being able to count isnt compulsory, Rheagar did perfectly well without it

[Jubaris]

no, I wasn't making a new one, I was pointing out that Amoran's 30th isn't a conspiracy theory. It's a fact

[Chewett]

33) people lie to tell the truth, the previous statement is true

Edited September 29, 2010 by Chewett

[Jubaris]

count it as 31
you can disregard that one you signed as 32.

you're making a mess into the topic X_X troublemaker you are

[Pipstickz]

34) Your mother.

[apophys]

35) The errors that pop up periodically are your computer's feeble attempt to rouse you from the trance that MD puts you in.

[Muratus del Mur]

36) Your computer doesn't run MD, MD runs your computer. bbg (browser based game) is now gbb (game based browser) , welcome to the concept of mirrors, "resistance is futile"...ruM revo.

[Nera]

37. Dreams do come true, if we only wish hard enough, you can have anything you want... just not a wish point.

38. Always watch your vital energy. It is bad luck to let your ve drop below zero, bad things would start happening if you do.

39. Be cautious when playing Magic Duel, the game is constantly trying to influence players subconsciously.

40. You will be forever changed when you have solved the Broken Pattern Puzzle.

edit: now that i read them again.. these 4 are not that funny and kinda lame too

Edited October 2, 2010 by Nera

[The Warrior]

41. MP8's end up turning into lesser vegetables.