When you think about your future and you picture yourself with filled out papers and a second morph.

When the first thing you do with your new modem is surfing MD on good speed

When you upgrade your computer to handle Skyrim on full graphics, then spend more time on MD instead >.>

(true story, haven't even started playing Skyrim on this computer yet... So I really don't get all the arrow jokes...)

when u buy laptop and super expensive mobile internet just to be able to play md even on days when ure out of town

When you wake up in the morning and still dream of new forum posts that aren't even there.

When you wake up and you check the forum instead of warming up your car, so it dies three times on the way to school. >>

when you feel like tatooing your avy on your skin

When your at the grocery store and hear the loud "Ding" before someone talks over the PA system and believe your getting attacked.

When you have the same amount of Active Days as the creator of the game?

Or that you have more posts on the forum than anyone else, and doing the math it works out at 3 posts per day, for the last 1500 days...

[size=3][font=verdana,geneva,sans-serif]Or you're doing the math when you clearly know you are outstanding, or catching up the creator, and want everyone around to know that...[/font][/size]
[size=3][font=verdana,geneva,sans-serif]you're trying to make that sound like an explanation to others anyways, restepo, Chewett i mean that.[/font][/size]

When you develop a strange suspicion of asterisks. >.<

I finally realized that I am so close to MD......whenever I hear a bip sound anywhere, i feel that I got a chat message in the game :-)

... when you tell your shrink you have lost your memory ...

(I hope you understand I made this one up.)

Edited January 13, 201214 yr by Magistra

when preparing your ICT exam on a doc you made for MD

ya stare into md and forum and do completly nothin for hours and hours and hours until ya hear PING and pm flashes up

when you try to login as *BFH Layout* >>

When you See candy at a store and think about your Elu and if it would Like some too.

If you type your MD password into the printer at college

It didn't work

... Your optometrist tells you your going blind, and Sites MD as the most likely cause before you think of it yourself >.>

Hours/days of computer use at a time, for the past three years

Edited January 13, 201214 yr by Kyphis the Bard

When you lie awake at night thinking about your MD financial future. I hope it's just the coffee......

For the not native speakers among us: when you start speaking English in a shop (for instance).

When you're working in the lab, and you hear somebody mention that the viscosity is way too high and you literally [i]freak out[/i] because you have places to be and you won't have enough time to make it to them and then you'll be late and get in trouble and everyone will be mad at you and dear lord, why doesn't anybody in this room have tea on them… then you realize that they were talking about the viscosity of their liquid solution and this is real life.

Edited January 24, 201214 yr by Brulant

When your dad literally thinks you are addicted to the game. xD

You find something in your pocket, and wonder how long you have had it in your inventory for.

ya know that shadow have been on md too much when he tells ya dstop instead of stop