MD’s dashing overlord, Muratus del Mur
Recently purchased a nice knator fur
He too bought a mirror, for he’s rather vain
Then quickly realized he wore Fang Archbane
A pompous old man named Ivorak
Came upon a filthy abandoned shack
It dripped with dust, Pompy made a big fuss
For dirtiness left him nonplussed
A froggy sort of man, BFH the White
Nibbled a Christmas cookie, only a bite
The Wookie said it was fine, “Here, take nine!”
But BFH fell ill and died