So...today while dispering the stench at GOE and keeping the Wookie company our great Forum Admin & Master over all Mods told me this:
"if you can't left join, you're no friend of mine"! (don't ask about the context).

I realized that we know how to befriend a fossile but o unfriend it...

So, let me make a list (small one cause that might be updated if i remember more) of how o unfriend some of the fossils:

Chewett:
-don't know how to make a left join
-insult tea badly
-tell him George Lucas is releasing a new Star Wars and viewers have chosen that wookie dies in the end - and you of course voted for that ending
-tell him you can code prettier than him
-make a topic like this one

Greedo:
-tell him the Wookie is sexier than him
-tell him you have more GCs and SCs and rare crits than him
-SHOW him that you have more GCs and SCs and rare crits
-tell him Jonn was sexier


Burns:
-tell him the princess he has rescued has a shameful disease
-tell him the white steed he's riding is a mule
-tell him that sporks are the most awesome things in the world
-tell him he's sexier than Greedo


Z:
Hmm..tricky...I don't think this guy can be unfriended....once you have him as friend he sticks to you as scabies!

Shadowseeker:
-tell him you found the meaning of life
-tell him Mur was really impressed by your color choice for your rubber ducky
-tell him Greedo is sexier


Amoran:
-tell her: dst said <insert whatever in here> about you

Mya:
-tell her tree loving is forbidden in most countries
-tell her sugar and spice and everythign nice is already taken by the powerpuff girls
-tell her Firs is back

Rhaegar:
-tell him Firs is sexier
-tell him Greedo is sexier

Edited June 15, 201214 yr by dst

I've lost precious seconds of my life reading this garbage...

Wasn't even close to being funny.

lool

however i still cant figure whats left join?

i have been saying that Chewett is sexier than anyone else in all of the realm of MD for a long time now o-o...

*gasps*

i... i hope i dont insult Grido with my sexual wookie related honesty D:!

Lighten up, Seiggy. I think it's funny.

Liberty, tried google it ? (had no idea either )

And i think it was funny

[quote name='dst' timestamp='1339785854' post='114945']
Rhaegar:
-tell him Firs is sexier
-tell him Greedo is sexier
[/quote]

Let's be real, this would inflame into anger any decent objective truth-seeker, cause those are blatant lies...

oh join left table XD sql... ofc

[quote name='Liberty4life' timestamp='1339788098' post='114957']
oh join left table XD sql... ofc
[/quote]

what else!

Thanks for the laughs my great unfriend dst! xoxo

I think you mixed up sexy and cuddly on me.
I'm well aware that i'm lots sexier than Grido, i can cope with that.

Also... i have a good doc for all those nasty little things my princesses carry around... <.< >.>

[quote name='Burns' timestamp='1339798328' post='114964']
Also... i have a good doc for all those nasty little things my princesses carry around... <.< >.>
[/quote]

no... just no...

xD

Scabies....Im so classy. Oh yea baby.

OHHHH You missed one about Greedo!!

Tell him Jonn built the PC!!

Tell him about the golden nipple

O.O You said what?! (jk)

Funny read, dst.

EPIC!! =))

Nice... I really enjoyed it.

Actually you can also unfriend Rhaegar by saying:

-Serbia is not the centre of the world.
-You sold one of his savellite stuff to Firs.

And Burns by just poking him or Proving to him that he's wrong (even though he wont accept it >.>)

Edited June 17, 201214 yr by Nimrodel

LOL