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Congrats Rhaegar, as the only participant, you win first prize AND best soundtrack! Well done. I particularly liked your dum dum di dum dums :)) Z

No more submissions please. I will leave you all to vote a while longer. Z

you can draw it digitally, scale models are usually done on autocad for example, but they must be original. Z

Loving the drawings guys. Get your submissions in before 2pm tomorrow folks! Z

No submissions yet, 3 days left! For the sake of competition, please now post your submission direct on the thread rather than PMing us. Z

No submissions yet, 3 days left! For the sake of competition, please now post your submission direct on the thread rather than PMing us. Z

No submissions yet, 3 days left! For the sake of competition, please now post your submission direct on the thread rather than PMing us. Z

No sign ups yet, this is due to go ahead tomorrow but only if we get sign ups! remember step 1: Step 1: Research the common herbs and vegetables you use in the kitchen, and design a deadly potion out of their supposed magical properties. Post your list of ingredients and required tools on this thread to sign up. Z

77300 - Zleiphneir

For the rest of MD Birthday I will be running this help column. I will randomly post questions about MD (you are also encouraged to submit questions for me to post via forum or in game PM) Your job? To answer the question in the most ridiculous way possible. You can also refer to each others' posts, and get into ridiculous feuds should you choose to over ridiculous things, but you must write the response as if you have sent your response in letter form to a magazine help column after reading the answers published to date. An example: [spoiler] Q: Why does wraiths wreck have no wraiths in it? - John Snow. A1: Mr Snow is misinformed. There are many wraiths in the wreck. I myself found a wraith there once, looking all sad and lonely. I offered him some toast and he was rather grateful. Maybe if Mr Snow paid more attention to what is going on around him and less attention to that throne he built out of sand on Golemus beach he'd find what he seeks. - Miq Troutlington A2: Well I haven't found any wraiths. I found a few dead bodies, but I blame Dst for that. - Pip the Potato handler A3: Ah my nemesis, Troulington, I should have known you would show up. I've been meaning to ask you for years what you did with that toast you stole from me. I was having a nice picnic with my girlfriend and in you come, slapping everyone with your trout, screaming about lost keys and ladies of the night. Little did I know it was just a petty distraction so you could thieve my toast and feed it to a wraith. I'm most displeased. - Burns Toast [/spoiler] I may interject with notes here and there from the editor. So, if you want to send 'the editor' any comments he should be remarking on...such as a ridiculous letter of complaint about one of the ridiculous posts...please send me a forum PM marked 'To the editor'. There will be prizes, but what they are and how they will be assigned will be dependent on how involved you all get. For example, I may reward the best feud, or the most backward logic, or the best complaint....but it really depends on who writes what. Z Question 1 I got lost in Necrovion and don't know what to do, I can't leave my scene, has anyone got any advice? - The Headless Horseman -

You've got until 20:00 ST to get any further submissions in Z

Youve got until 22:00 ST to get these in Z

Deceptive Hyper Cake Description: Simple cake that will give you a super fused energy rush for birthday madness. Cake: 5 unidentified plants 10 water 10 tea leaves 5 fat 1 winderwild egg 5 sugared newt Candle: 1 red candy 1 wax beads 1 string Candle mix: step 1 - melt red candy step 2 - melt wax beads step 3 - mix red sticky stuff with melted wax step 4 - pour mixture into candle shaper step 5 - place string sticking out of setting mixture step 6 - wait 1 hour step 7 - remove candle Cake mix: step 1 - shake the newts and collect the sugar step 2 - revive newts and let them escape step 3 - soak tea leaves in water and boil Step 4 - strain caffeine infused water step 5 - grind unidentified herbs into flour step 6 - mix flour, caffeine water, sugar and fat step 7 - break winderwild egg into mixture and whisk step 8 - pour mixture into baking tin step 9 - bake for 40 minutes step 10 - remove from oven step 11 - place candle on cake

I'm pulling out, sorry Assira, expected it to be in pairs Z

Poems told, rewards to be announced pending review. Z [spoiler] Submission by Aeoshattr: [16/04/15 12:20] Zleiphneir:a sad broken man I was [16/04/15 12:20] Zleiphneir:then your touch I was given [16/04/15 12:20] Zleiphneir:apart we were kept by laws [16/04/15 12:21] Zleiphneir:will my sins be forgiven? [16/04/15 12:21] Zleiphneir:oh kind hearted dead statue [16/04/15 12:21] Zleiphneir:who has taught me how to live [16/04/15 12:21] Zleiphneir:stay! [16/04/15 12:21] Zleiphneir:teach me one more virtue! [16/04/15 12:21] Zleiphneir:my eyes for you I would give [16/04/15 12:21] Zleiphneir:Like crows, feast on my carcass [16/04/15 12:21] Zleiphneir:on the little ive got still [16/04/15 12:21] Zleiphneir:my heart ill plunge in darkness [16/04/15 12:22] Zleiphneir:if your hunger I fulfill [16/04/15 12:22] Zleiphneir:alas, the bite is a kiss! [16/04/15 12:22] Zleiphneir:they flesh and mine together [16/04/15 12:22] Zleiphneir:in a brief moment of bliss [16/04/15 12:22] Zleiphneir:I feel you like a feather [16/04/15 12:22] Zleiphneir:all the tve needed is here [16/04/15 12:22] Zleiphneir:but in the blink of an eye [16/04/15 12:22] Zleiphneir:from my grasp you disappear [16/04/15 12:22] Zleiphneir:gone you are and so am i [16/04/15 12:23] Zleiphneir:a gentle white rose to bloom [16/04/15 12:23] Zleiphneir:in my mind I must have you [16/04/15 12:23] Zleiphneir:a white page on my tomb [16/04/15 12:23] Zleiphneir:with my heart broken you flew [16/04/15 12:23] Zleiphneir:. [16/04/15 12:23] *Nimrodel*:>.> [16/04/15 12:23] :dst applauds and takes an insuline shot [16/04/15 12:23] :apophys claps [16/04/15 12:23] *Nimrodel*:That was for...? [16/04/15 12:24] Zleiphneir:that is aeo's submission. For an unnamed character. [16/04/15 12:24] dst:Aeo is shy :D [16/04/15 12:24] Asthir:Nice [16/04/15 12:25] *Nimrodel*:It was nice though. touchy >.> Submission by DST: [16/04/15 12:29] dst:I love a goat and I am not ashamed [16/04/15 12:29] dst:Even if all say he is untamed. [16/04/15 12:29] dst:I love his hooves although they stink [16/04/15 12:29] dst:But I fix the smell with a very strong drink. [16/04/15 12:29] dst:I love his horns, the way they curl [16/04/15 12:29] dst:They make him majestic, just like an earl. [16/04/15 12:30] dst:I love his fur: short and rough [16/04/15 12:30] dst:I tell you, it's realy hot stuff! [16/04/15 12:30] dst:I love his eyes like 2 black beads [16/04/15 12:30] dst:He loses them often between the weeds. [16/04/15 12:30] dst:I love his ears, pointy and pink [16/04/15 12:30] dst:They are softer than the ones of a mink. [16/04/15 12:30] dst:So yeah, I love the guarding goat [16/04/15 12:30] dst:Even if sometimes I'd like to slick his throat! [16/04/15 12:30] dst:And now be well my dear friend [16/04/15 12:30] dst:I'll always be here, right till the end! [16/04/15 12:31] dst:... [16/04/15 12:31] Zleiphneir: *give dst a shy smile* well I...don't know what to say... [16/04/15 12:31] :Asthir grinds the pebbles and blows them into the air, fireworks-style [16/04/15 12:32] *Nimrodel*:Lol. :3 [16/04/15 12:32] :*Nimrodel* nudges Z [16/04/15 12:32] Zleiphneir: *gives dst a big hug* come here you big clown pants. [16/04/15 12:32] *Nimrodel*:Hotstuff :3 [16/04/15 12:32] :dst blushes [16/04/15 12:32] apophys::3 [16/04/15 12:33] Zleiphneir:that was lovely *nods at dst* Submission by Nimrodel: [16/04/15 12:34] *Nimrodel*:A candle light to bring me out of darkness [16/04/15 12:34] *Nimrodel*:darkness of this deep lonely pit [16/04/15 12:34] *Nimrodel*:I needed a hand to pull me out [16/04/15 12:34] *Nimrodel*:A heart to help me bit by bit [16/04/15 12:34] *Nimrodel*:Despite my long search for peace [16/04/15 12:35] *Nimrodel*:All I'd found was sorrow and pain [16/04/15 12:35] *Nimrodel*:As for the ones I'd searched for [16/04/15 12:36] *Nimrodel*:All I'd lost, naught did I gain [16/04/15 12:36] *Nimrodel*:I strode on a rugged road [16/04/15 12:36] *Nimrodel*:No companion, no steed [16/04/15 12:36] *Nimrodel*:I found only thorns and stones [16/04/15 12:36] *Nimrodel*:To stab my bleeding feet. [16/04/15 12:37] *Nimrodel*:A thin horizon was all I saw [16/04/15 12:37] *Nimrodel*:Hope and honour it pormised to give [16/04/15 12:37] *Nimrodel*:Horizons were imaginary I was told [16/04/15 12:37] *Nimrodel*:Was there a reason to live? [16/04/15 12:38] *Nimrodel*:It was a question I asked myself a hundred times [16/04/15 12:38] *Nimrodel*:But no answers did I get to hear [16/04/15 12:38] *Nimrodel*:From this wretched conscience of mine [16/04/15 12:38] *Nimrodel*:I was getting tired of my journey [16/04/15 12:39] *Nimrodel*:Seemingly unending so far [16/04/15 12:39] *Nimrodel*:I didnt think I would last longer [16/04/15 12:39] *Nimrodel*:Hardy har har hardy har har [16/04/15 12:39] *Nimrodel*:And then one day I stepped into this world, [16/04/15 12:39] *Nimrodel*:A world of magic excitement and joy... [16/04/15 12:39] *Nimrodel*:Filled with friends and foes alike [16/04/15 12:40] *Nimrodel*:Filled with a promise and a ploy [16/04/15 12:40] *Nimrodel*:Into his arms I lept, [16/04/15 12:40] *Nimrodel*:cured of my disease... [16/04/15 12:40] *Nimrodel*:A promise of love and faith [16/04/15 12:40] *Nimrodel*:A gush of fresh breeze... [16/04/15 12:40] *Nimrodel*:Though there have been walls [16/04/15 12:41] *Nimrodel*:And there have been gates [16/04/15 12:41] *Nimrodel*:How our story ends [16/04/15 12:41] *Nimrodel*:we left in the hands of fate. [16/04/15 12:41] *Nimrodel*:. [16/04/15 12:41] *Nimrodel*: (hides) [16/04/15 12:41] :*Nimrodel* hides behind dst [16/04/15 12:41] :Zleiphneir claps [16/04/15 12:42] Zleiphneir:come out from there, stand tall and be proud of your work [16/04/15 12:42] :*Sunfire* claps [16/04/15 12:42] :*Nimrodel* shakes her head [16/04/15 12:42] :apophys claps [16/04/15 12:43] Zleiphneir:very nice Nim, lots of build up [16/04/15 12:43] :*Nimrodel* shakes her head and goes red [16/04/15 12:43] Zleiphneir:careful you don't burn down the reeds there! [16/04/15 12:44] :Zleiphneir chuckles Submission by Apophys [16/04/15 12:45] apophys:Deafening silence [16/04/15 12:45] apophys:Wrapped up in heads and venom [16/04/15 12:45] apophys:Admired by all [16/04/15 12:45] apophys:. [16/04/15 12:46] apophys:It's a haiku of course. [16/04/15 12:46] apophys::P [16/04/15 12:46] Zleiphneir:I think we all know who that is [16/04/15 12:46] Zleiphneir: *claps* very nice [16/04/15 12:46] *Nimrodel*:Who is it? O.O I dont! [16/04/15 12:46] apophys:Eon Submission by Sunfire [16/04/15 12:50] *Sunfire*:Leaping over the grassy ground [16/04/15 12:50] *Sunfire*:In thoughts lost, listening to forest sound [16/04/15 12:50] *Sunfire*:Not a worry on her mind [16/04/15 12:50] *Sunfire*:True there is no other as kind [16/04/15 12:50] *Sunfire*:Always being ready to help [16/04/15 12:51] *Sunfire*:Raging vet to youngest whelp [16/04/15 12:51] *Sunfire*:Around her happiness is always abound [16/04/15 12:51] :*Sunfire* bows [16/04/15 12:52] *Sunfire*: *mumbles* not much of poet material inhere [16/04/15 12:52] :Zleiphneir claps [16/04/15 12:52] :Asthir sprouts hands and claps, as it's out of pebbles to grind [16/04/15 12:52] *Syrian*:yay sunny! Interlude [16/04/15 12:56] Zleiphneir:ok well a brief interlude then [16/04/15 12:56] Zleiphneir:a joker to the best 4 line poem about Mur [16/04/15 12:58] apophys:I've got one. [16/04/15 12:58] apophys:May I? [16/04/15 12:58] Zleiphneir:go for it [16/04/15 12:58] apophys:. [16/04/15 12:58] apophys:A demon king [16/04/15 12:58] apophys:of Eastern ring [16/04/15 12:58] apophys:He'll take a break [16/04/15 12:59] apophys:for birthday cake. [16/04/15 12:59] apophys:. [16/04/15 12:59] Zleiphneir: *laughs* brilliant [16/04/15 13:00] Dark Demon:Mirror mirror on the wall [16/04/15 13:00] Dark Demon:Who's the darknest of them all [16/04/15 13:00] Dark Demon:He who sees a broken self [16/04/15 13:00] Dark Demon:Who's reach is beyond the highest shelf [16/04/15 13:01] Dark Demon:=-=-=- [16/04/15 13:01] Dark Demon: (darkest*) [16/04/15 13:01] Asthir: (dark nest works too :p) [16/04/15 13:01] :Zleiphneir claps [16/04/15 13:01] Dark Demon: (lol) [16/04/15 13:01] :apophys claps Submission by Sasha [16/04/15 13:12] *Sasha Lilias*:That Rophs fellow is a strange old nut, [16/04/15 13:12] *Sasha Lilias*:always running around and wiggling that butt. [16/04/15 13:13] *Sasha Lilias*:He can often be found under the Awiiya tree, [16/04/15 13:14] *Sasha Lilias*:sound asleep, as content as could be. [16/04/15 13:16] *Sasha Lilias*:When he isn't asleep, find doing his walks, [16/04/15 13:17] *Sasha Lilias*:Walks in which to trees he talks! [16/04/15 13:19] *Sasha Lilias*:He tells many story to the oak, [16/04/15 13:19] *Sasha Lilias*:you know, the place with the rooted bloke? [16/04/15 13:21] *Sasha Lilias*:And many a poem to the lo lonely willow, [16/04/15 13:22] *Sasha Lilias*:a lovely place to rest!...well...with a pillow. [16/04/15 13:23] *Sasha Lilias*:There are a few other trees that I've forgotten... [16/04/15 13:24] *Sasha Lilias*:Sometimes I do wonder if my mind is made from cotton... *mumbles* [16/04/15 13:24] *Sasha Lilias*:But yes! [16/04/15 13:24] *Sasha Lilias*:I digress! [16/04/15 13:24] *Sasha Lilias*:That Rophs fell is odd, [16/04/15 13:24] *Sasha Lilias*:Sometimes even a *looks around before whispering* little sod! [16/04/15 13:25] *Sasha Lilias*:But through all of that, [16/04/15 13:25] *Sasha Lilias*:to him I take off my hat. [16/04/15 13:25] *Sasha Lilias*:For these he has strived, [16/04/15 13:26] *Sasha Lilias*:without him, they migh well have died. [16/04/15 13:26] *Sasha Lilias*:He is a good man at heart, [16/04/15 13:26] *Sasha Lilias*:so...I guess that's a start. [16/04/15 13:27] :*Sasha Lilias* chuckles as she finishes [16/04/15 13:27] :Zleiphneir claps [16/04/15 13:27] :apophys claps [16/04/15 13:31] :Dark Demon claps a little too late Submission 2 by Apophys [16/04/15 13:32] apophys:Alive is a jester of shade [16/04/15 13:32] apophys:who tries to steal every young 'lade. [16/04/15 13:33] apophys:He randomly talks [16/04/15 13:33] apophys:for shoeless he walks [16/04/15 13:33] apophys:from Necrovion's ominous glade. [16/04/15 13:33] apophys:. [16/04/15 13:33] apophys: (a limerick) [16/04/15 13:35] apophys:. *awkward silence* [16/04/15 13:35] :Zleiphneir chuckles [16/04/15 13:35] Zleiphneir:I like the humour in your poetry [16/04/15 13:35] :*Sasha Lilias* claps and smiles [16/04/15 13:35] apophys:Thanks, Z. :) [16/04/15 13:36] Zleiphneir:and both you and DD get jokers for the brief interlude poem Submission 2 by Sasha: [16/04/15 13:37] *Sasha Lilias*:A weeping willow, [16/04/15 13:37] *Sasha Lilias*:who's beauty was forgotten, [16/04/15 13:38] *Sasha Lilias*:cries beside the lake. [16/04/15 13:38] apophys::O [16/04/15 13:38] :apophys applauds [16/04/15 13:38] :apophys likes haikus very much [16/04/15 13:39] :Zleiphneir claps sasha [16/04/15 13:40] :Dark Demon claps submission 3 by Sasha: [16/04/15 13:43] *Sasha Lilias*:Through the winds it stands, [16/04/15 13:43] *Sasha Lilias*:alone to cry in these lands, [16/04/15 13:43] *Sasha Lilias*:missing tending hands. [16/04/15 13:44] :apophys claps [16/04/15 13:44] *Sasha Lilias*: (Another Haiku for Apop :P) [16/04/15 13:44] apophys: ( :3 ) [16/04/15 13:44] :Zleiphneir claps Submission by Sir Blut: [16/04/15 13:59] Sir Blut:Slowly losing everything that I loved [16/04/15 13:59] Sir Blut:Deep pain that has been given for my whole life [16/04/15 13:59] Sir Blut:Need a hug or proof that everything will be okay [16/04/15 14:00] Sir Blut:At least one word, that I'll never receive [16/04/15 14:00] Sir Blut:Life is pain and loss [16/04/15 14:00] Sir Blut:It seems all wrong to me [16/04/15 14:01] Sir Blut:If I ended my existence would it be a tragedy? [16/04/15 14:01] Sir Blut:Because why continue to live like this [16/04/15 14:01] Sir Blut:Short moments of happiness, always ending too quickly [16/04/15 14:01] Sir Blut:Replaced by paina nd suffering [16/04/15 14:02] Sir Blut:Whoever embraces them must not be sane [16/04/15 14:02] Sir Blut:No one wants to live [16/04/15 14:02] Sir Blut:Soul feels empty [16/04/15 14:02] Sir Blut:Suicidal thoughts return [16/04/15 14:02] Sir Blut: (sorry haha) [16/04/15 14:03] Zleiphneir:great poem to be fair Blut, is it yours? [16/04/15 14:04] Sir Blut:Yeah I just translated it from polish [16/04/15 14:04] apophys: *claps* I like it. [16/04/15 14:04] Sir Blut:Thought it lost its flow [16/04/15 14:04] Zleiphneir: *nods* very nice *claps* . [16/04/15 14:05] apophys:It works, totally. The flow might be different but it's good. Submission by Kyphis: [16/04/15 14:22] Kyphis:Pen to paper, a familiar scent on the road [16/04/15 14:22] Kyphis:You walk a path, the bricks laid for you [16/04/15 14:23] Kyphis:Cracks and missing pavers, but never underfoot [16/04/15 14:23] Kyphis:Fluids flow, the syrup of the mind [16/04/15 14:24] Kyphis:Refreshing, changing, followed by a song [16/04/15 14:24] Kyphis:Sitting in the sun, dancing in the shadows [16/04/15 14:24] Kyphis:Rising to your own fall, unstoppable [16/04/15 14:25] Kyphis:Too high, we fall away [16/04/15 14:25] Kyphis:And your seed is lost, not Grapefruit to remain [16/04/15 14:25] Kyphis: (*no) [16/04/15 14:26] :Kyphis finishes [16/04/15 14:26] :apophys misses Pample [16/04/15 14:26] :apophys applauds [16/04/15 14:26] :Zleiphneir claps [16/04/15 14:27] Zleiphneir:great descriptions Submission by Sunfire: [16/04/15 14:36] Zleiphneir:harsh words and sharp tongue [16/04/15 14:36] Zleiphneir:yet many praises unsung [16/04/15 14:36] Zleiphneir:queen of chaos and underground [16/04/15 14:37] Zleiphneir:yet until now remains uncrowned [16/04/15 14:37] Zleiphneir:. [16/04/15 14:37] :apophys claps [16/04/15 14:37] :dst is muted [16/04/15 14:37] dst:awww [16/04/15 14:37] :Kyphis Smiles and claps [16/04/15 14:37] :dst mops her melting heart [16/04/15 14:38] dst:thank you Sunny :) [16/04/15 14:38] *Sunfire*:you're welcome [/spoiler]

Orders of grandure ever running time thinning lady sheba's call

Happy bifday dude! Z

Due to lack of general participation, all contestants receive a rhyme dictionary. Rophs wins overall for being the only one to win more than 1 battle. Phan and I battled a couple of times, but i haven't logged them. Here is one more log for you: [spoiler] *Sasha Lilias*: Hey there Phan, how you doin man? I heard you're a little messed in the head? From spending all that time with the dead? Perhaps you should see a psych? Before you start going round on a little trike. Saying "I want to play a game". Cause...you know...that's kinda lame. phantasm: You should know sasha, since you are a ghost. It's always dead people I love the most. Your fotune in gold and items exceed. But your missing the one thing you really need. A man like me so tall and so brave. Who can ryhme so fine makes women my slave. So give up on your rhymin cause I am the best. So it can't be done so give it a rest. *Sasha Lilias*: A man like you? So tall and brave? HA! Please! You're nothing but a petty knave. With a beard so slick with oil and...oh god? Is that... *leans closer* is that a boil?! Oh dear god no, I need not a man like you! A man like you just makes me want to spew! What you need though, is a bath my dear. For then, of you the ladies wouldn't fear. phantasm: So funny a boil you think. Thats my chin so rosey and pink. I smell manly like the smell of dirt and sweat. A bath indeed is what I would bet. A bath from you my lovely ghost girl. After my rhymes you'll want to give it a whirl. I rhyme so smooth, like a caskets new shine. Any place, any where, and style, and time. *Sasha Lilias*: Wow... it's not just your smell I need to fear. But also that terrible case of verbal diarrhoea... True, your words are smooth as silk. But they leave a taste *runs a tongue around her mouth* like spoilt milk. A bath is what you need, and perhaps a thesaurus to read? Maybe then you'll learn how to rhyme and I won't just be wasting my time... phantasm: I am done with this toying around. Here inside this Gazebo of Sound I gave you a try, to see how you did. But your rhymes are that for nursery kids. So go find another, to whom you can beat. Cause to beat me is the rarest of treat. I have said all there is, and there is no more. Because your rhymes are weak and a bore. *Sasha Lilias*: If you're such a big and brave man, then come and give me what you can. Or is that all you've got? Cause...to be honest...it's not really a lot. You're puny and weak, boring and oh so bleak. Now go! Go find a room! And give that filthy beard a groom. sasha wins as Phan conceeds [/spoiler]

Winners: Voted by the players themselves. part 1 - IAB part 2 - IAB part 3 - dst Overall winner IAB Congrats all!

Larry's quest was too sporadic and sparse for me to pull logs, but here is Rimpim Plums. Thanks so much to my 3 actors, you were brilliant. I hope everyone had fun. Z [spoiler] [14/04/15 16:51] MaGoHi:found you [14/04/15 16:52] selina:hellooo there [14/04/15 16:52] MaGoHi:seas [14/04/15 16:52] selina:AP low [14/04/15 16:53] :MaGoHi passed Cup of Aromatic Tea to selina [14/04/15 16:53] :MaGoHi passed Cup of Aromatic Tea to selina [14/04/15 16:53] :MaGoHi passed Cup of Aromatic Tea to selina [14/04/15 16:53] selina:teatime? thankkks [14/04/15 16:54] MaGoHi:deine regenerationszeit wird geringer duch den tee [14/04/15 16:54] selina:ahhhh... thanks [14/04/15 16:55] selina:und das nächste puzzle? [14/04/15 16:55] MaGoHi:da gehn wir jetzt hin [14/04/15 16:56] MaGoHi: (pfeil unten rechts) [14/04/15 16:56] selina:hyperactiv... [14/04/15 16:56] MaGoHi:ja [14/04/15 16:57] MaGoHi: (pfeil unten rechts) [14/04/15 21:52] : *Sunfire* throws 2 dice and gets 2, 12 [14/04/15 21:52] : *Sunfire* throws 2 dice and gets 8, 10 [14/04/15 21:52] : *Sunfire* throws 2 dice and gets 9, 3 [14/04/15 21:52] : *Sunfire* throws 2 dice and gets 7, 4 [14/04/15 21:53] : *Sunfire* throws 2 dice and gets 6, 4 [14/04/15 21:53] : *Sunfire* throws 2 dice and gets 10, 5 [14/04/15 22:07] :*Sunfire* sits down on the middle of the bridge, playing with the dice, his massive club within handreach [14/04/15 22:14] *Sasha Lilias*: (Need a jump link here?) [14/04/15 22:14] *Sunfire*: (would be useful) [14/04/15 22:14] *Sasha Lilias*: ( *wishes the other could be deleted* ) [14/04/15 22:15] :[Spell] Summon the crowds to Join the Quest! [14/04/15 22:15] apophys:I walked... [14/04/15 22:15] apophys::P [14/04/15 22:16] *Sasha Lilias*: (Afk. Adding up and stuff to doooooo) [14/04/15 22:16] :*Sunfire* looks up from his dicegame at the noise the annoyed expression rapidly dissapearing as he sees the crowd [14/04/15 22:16] :*Sunfire* clumbsily scrambles to his feet and grabs his club which is nearly as big as he is, giving them foul looks [14/04/15 22:17] :TheRichMerchant hits the play button [14/04/15 22:17] dst: *starts to sniff around* smells like feet [14/04/15 22:17] Miq:omnomnom [14/04/15 22:17] Miq:now i can silvertongue all sabotors [14/04/15 22:17] Miq:hahahha [14/04/15 22:17] Zleiphneir: (you have less than an hour to get across the bridge) [14/04/15 22:17] Miq:WMHAHAHA [14/04/15 22:17] :Zleiphneir checks his watch [14/04/15 22:18] dst:errr...Miq...talk to the troll [14/04/15 22:18] Aeoshattr:What bridge [14/04/15 22:18] dst:he seems your type [14/04/15 22:18] :Miq jumps [14/04/15 22:18] Zleiphneir: (the bridge right in front of you) [14/04/15 22:18] Miq:TROLL? [14/04/15 22:18] Miq:WHERE [14/04/15 22:18] *Sunfire*: *shouts at the top of his lungs, a smell similar to a sewer spreading* NOBODY PASSES THIS BRIDGE [14/04/15 22:18] :Aeoshattr plugs Sun's mouth with an orb [14/04/15 22:18] apophys:Let's feed the troll. [14/04/15 22:19] dst:don't! [14/04/15 22:19] :apophys offers the troll a candy [14/04/15 22:19] Miq: *throws a gold coin near the bridge* Troll= [14/04/15 22:19] MaGoHi:trolls eat fairys if i remember correctly? [14/04/15 22:19] dst: *aproaches the troll carefully and starts batteling her eyelashes* my my...what a handsome fellow [14/04/15 22:19] Aeoshattr: (I'm out @ GoE. Far too tired to brain at the moment.) [14/04/15 22:19] :apophys passed Rainbow candy to Sunfire [14/04/15 22:19] Asthir:Trolls eat ponies :p [14/04/15 22:19] *Sunfire*: *his eyes open widely* SHINIES! [14/04/15 22:19] dst:what are you doing here? [14/04/15 22:19] Asthir: (later Aeo :p) [14/04/15 22:20] dst:you know nothing Asthir! [14/04/15 22:20] Lintara: (rest well Aeo) [14/04/15 22:20] *Sunfire*:I GUARD BRIDGE [14/04/15 22:20] Asthir:Nothing is a lot :D [14/04/15 22:20] *Sunfire*:NOBODY PASSES [14/04/15 22:20] dst:Miq, you speak his language...go to him *slowly tries to push Miq towards the troll* [14/04/15 22:20] MaGoHi:i want to pass what i nedd do? [14/04/15 22:20] Asthir:Who is Nobody? [14/04/15 22:20] dst: *acting offended* not even me? [14/04/15 22:21] :Miq quikly pulls two more coins [14/04/15 22:21] *Sunfire*:OR I SMASH *lifts his club and almost tumbles while doing so* [14/04/15 22:21] dst:new scheme: don't feed the troll, bribe it! [14/04/15 22:21] *Sunfire*:SHOUTS: Shinies! many many shinies!! [14/04/15 22:21] dst:how many? [14/04/15 22:22] :Miq throws one coin on the left and the other to the right [14/04/15 22:22] Asthir: (too fast for me :p) [14/04/15 22:22] dst:a handful? a bag? [14/04/15 22:22] *Sunfire*: *gestures a pile as big as him* MANY MANY SHINIES *grins greedy* . [14/04/15 22:22] :Lintara jumps and flutters with her wings, sparkling mist falling down [14/04/15 22:22] Asthir:Hey Troll, there's a coffer full of shinies in Loreroot [14/04/15 22:23] *Sunfire*:BRING HERE [14/04/15 22:23] Asthir:It's too heavy for us [14/04/15 22:23] Asthir:Come get it [14/04/15 22:23] dst:you know...when the mountain didn't go to Mohamad, Moamad went to the mountain [14/04/15 22:23] *Sunfire*:NO HERE NO PASS [14/04/15 22:24] TheRichMerchant:I weould like to ask this nice troll whether english is his native language. [14/04/15 22:24] Asthir:Hmm [14/04/15 22:24] apophys:It probably is. [14/04/15 22:24] *Sunfire*:RIMPIM PLUM SMART [14/04/15 22:24] TheRichMerchant:he doesn't use verbs [14/04/15 22:24] TheRichMerchant:do you hate verbs, Rim? Or should we call you Plum? [14/04/15 22:25] *Sunfire*: *ponders* NO SHINIES? [14/04/15 22:25] TheRichMerchant:verbs are shiniy [14/04/15 22:25] dst:lots of them! in loreroot! [14/04/15 22:25] Asthir:White shinies or yellow shinies? [14/04/15 22:25] :Miq passed Gold coin to Asthir [14/04/15 22:25] Miq:like that [14/04/15 22:25] *Sunfire*:SHINIES HERE, OR YOU WORK FOR RIMPIM PLUM *grins* [14/04/15 22:25] Asthir:Whoa! [14/04/15 22:26] dst:oh...work? [14/04/15 22:26] apophys:Work? What kind of work. [14/04/15 22:26] dst:what kind of work? [14/04/15 22:26] MaGoHi:work? what do you want us to do? [14/04/15 22:26] Miq:runs backwards winking asthir [14/04/15 22:26] Asthir:Hey trooool *holds up the gold coin* [14/04/15 22:26] *Sunfire*:SHOUTS: Other trolls laugh with rimpim plum bridge? bridge small! [14/04/15 22:27] Asthir:You see this? If you want it, come get me :p [14/04/15 22:27] dst:<< [14/04/15 22:27] dst:>> [14/04/15 22:27] :Asthir goes out the door [14/04/15 22:27] dst:size doesn't matter [14/04/15 22:27] MaGoHi:you want us to find you another bridge? [14/04/15 22:27] *Sunfire*:YOU MAKE BRIDGE BIG *gestures with his arms wide* [14/04/15 22:27] MaGoHi: (xD dst xD) [14/04/15 22:27] :TheRichMerchant laughs [14/04/15 22:27] TheRichMerchant:a wonderful wish, really [14/04/15 22:27] apophys:Interesting. [14/04/15 22:27] dst:men...and their obsession for size... [14/04/15 22:28] Miq: (who has the shrink the troll spell?) [14/04/15 22:28] apophys:How do we make bridge big? [14/04/15 22:28] dst:how about we take you to a bigger bridge? [14/04/15 22:28] dst:Alice, Miq :D [14/04/15 22:28] MaGoHi: (where is fangs god modding when you need it?) [14/04/15 22:28] :Asthir passed Gold coin to Miq [14/04/15 22:28] *Sunfire*:BUILD, WORK [14/04/15 22:28] dst:or...how can we make the bridge bigger? [14/04/15 22:28] Asthir:You try it, he doesn't like black spheres :p [14/04/15 22:28] Miq: *pulls dst* hey pimp [14/04/15 22:29] Miq:if you eat her you get bigger bridge [14/04/15 22:29] :MaGoHi laughs [14/04/15 22:29] dst: *smacks Miq* me no fat! [14/04/15 22:29] dst:drats! I'm starting to sound like the troll [14/04/15 22:29] Asthir::)) [14/04/15 22:29] MaGoHi:what do we need to make our bridge bigger? [14/04/15 22:29] :Miq hides [14/04/15 22:29] TheRichMerchant: (here's a hard one) [14/04/15 22:30] *Sunfire*: *swings his club at them* WORK, SHINIES OR SMASH, YOU CHOOSE [14/04/15 22:30] TheRichMerchant:Rimpim, what bridges are your troll friends guarding? [14/04/15 22:30] apophys:SMASH! [14/04/15 22:30] dst:will us providing you resources for the bridge work? [14/04/15 22:30] Asthir:Have you guys heard about that troll lady in Golemus? [14/04/15 22:30] dst:oh yeah! she has 3 boobs [14/04/15 22:30] *Sunfire*:ALL, ME SMALL, ME LAST CHOICE [14/04/15 22:30] MaGoHi:nope? tell me more asthir [14/04/15 22:30] apophys:No, you big! [14/04/15 22:30] Asthir:Well, her club is HUUGE [14/04/15 22:31] *Sunfire*:ME NO LEAVE MY BRIDGE [14/04/15 22:31] TheRichMerchant:and her eyes are close [14/04/15 22:31] :Zleiphneir checks his watch...less than 30 mins left... [14/04/15 22:31] :dst gets some lumber from her inventory and makes a small pile next to the bridge [14/04/15 22:31] Asthir:Uh [14/04/15 22:31] dst:Rimpim, how's that? [14/04/15 22:31] *Sunfire*:RIMPIM PLUM SMART, OTHER TROLL STEAL BRIDGE [14/04/15 22:32] dst:you know...we could steal the bridge back.. [14/04/15 22:32] :Miq passed Mud brick to Sunfire [14/04/15 22:32] *Sunfire*: *looks at dst and nods* BUILD! [14/04/15 22:32] apophys:How about Rimpim Plum steal other troll's bridge? [14/04/15 22:32] dst:me??? but i am a lady!!! [14/04/15 22:32] Miq:first brick for a bigger bridge [14/04/15 22:32] apophys:We can help steal other troll's bridge. [14/04/15 22:32] dst: *pokes Miq* you are a lumberboy with a house in he woods, you build! [14/04/15 22:33] *Sunfire*: *shakes his head* BUILD [14/04/15 22:33] Asthir: *whispers around* toxic herbs? something to put him to sleep? [14/04/15 22:33] Lintara:Hmm... Hey Rimplum, wanna play a game of riddles while they build? *grins* We may spice it up with a bet too. [14/04/15 22:33] :dst rolls her eyes and grabs an invisible mallet and some nails and starts putting one piece of wood next to another [14/04/15 22:33] :Miq starts weaving sticks and bricks slowly [14/04/15 22:33] MaGoHi:pulls out his hammer (xD) and moves over to the pile of wood (xD) [14/04/15 22:34] :Lania has no idea what's going on and at this point..she's too afraid to ask [14/04/15 22:34] Miq:hey ho hey ho [14/04/15 22:34] dst:it's BUILD time not SMASH time, MaGo [14/04/15 22:34] Miq:three of us at worl [14/04/15 22:34] TheRichMerchant:RIMPIM, since you are so smart, you will surely beat Lintara at a game [14/04/15 22:34] *Sunfire*:BUILD STRONG? RIMPIM PLUM NO LIKE WET FEET [14/04/15 22:34] :apophys pours sand to flatten the ground for expansion [14/04/15 22:34] Asthir:Tried slippers? [14/04/15 22:34] dst: *catches Miq and throws it on the bridge* now no wet feet and also n cold feet :D [14/04/15 22:34] MaGoHi:we could send him away and the problem is solved? [14/04/15 22:35] :Miq adds strong lumber to the mix [14/04/15 22:35] Zleiphneir: (Lania, they have to cross the bridge....but rimpim plum isnt letting them) [14/04/15 22:35] Zleiphneir: (you can join in and help them if you choose to) [14/04/15 22:35] :dst gets some resin to strengthen the bricks and lumber [14/04/15 22:35] Lania: (ah, thank you. (: ) [14/04/15 22:35] Lania: (nah, I'm good, but thanks for the offer ) [14/04/15 22:35] dst:MaGo, hiding problems under the carpet doesn't work unless the problems are dead [14/04/15 22:35] *Sunfire*:SHOUTS: Me test build with smash! [14/04/15 22:35] :Miq starts smoothing all out with sticky goop [14/04/15 22:35] :apophys takes a break and drinks tea [14/04/15 22:36] :dst quickly frabs Miq from the bridge [14/04/15 22:36] dst:grabs even :D [14/04/15 22:36] :apophys adds sticky goop to dst's resin for a stronger bond [14/04/15 22:36] Lania:I swear frabs should have a meaning. [14/04/15 22:36] dst:also..everyone hide! we are anything but bridge builders :D [14/04/15 22:36] apophys:O frabjous day. [14/04/15 22:36] Aeoshattr: (It's probably somewhere there with "charizarding", "spidermanning" and "donkey punch") [14/04/15 22:37] Aeoshattr: (or that's what it sounds to me like anyway) [14/04/15 22:37] :Miq draws his snuggle bunny [14/04/15 22:37] :*Sunfire* smashes his club down on the structure, splinters shooting everywhere but the most part stays up [14/04/15 22:37] Miq:hide here it's fat and soft [14/04/15 22:37] :I am Bored walks in and scratches his head, still very much asleep [14/04/15 22:38] Miq:you see Rimplum [14/04/15 22:38] dst:so...how do you like the nice bridge we made for you? [14/04/15 22:38] Miq:strong and big [14/04/15 22:38] *Sunfire*:GOOD, BRIDGE BIGGER [14/04/15 22:38] :MaGoHi starts to beat pillars into the ground next to the bridge [14/04/15 22:38] dst:then can we cross? [14/04/15 22:38] blackshade rider: [Forum link] [14/04/15 22:38] *Sunfire*: *looks at dst* ME NO LIKE BRIDGE, BRIDGE UGLY, MAKE BRIDGE PRETTY [14/04/15 22:39] dst:since when do trolls have a beauty sense? [14/04/15 22:39] dst:pff... [14/04/15 22:39] apophys:Decoration time. [14/04/15 22:39] :Lania chuckles [14/04/15 22:39] dst:let's see... *scrolls her inventory* [14/04/15 22:39] :Lintara chuckles [14/04/15 22:39] I am Bored:Well, the first requirement to a pretty bridge is for the troll to be pretty. [14/04/15 22:40] dst:IaB, why don't you decorate the troll? [14/04/15 22:40] dst:I'll handle the bridge [14/04/15 22:40] :apophys places sculptures on the pillars of the bridge [14/04/15 22:40] *Sunfire*:RIMPIM PLUM PRETTY [14/04/15 22:40] :I am Bored gets out his tube of shaving cream and spreads it on the troll's head [14/04/15 22:40] *Sunfire*:I SMASH [14/04/15 22:40] :dst grabs the spiderweb from her inventory and hangs it on the pillars [14/04/15 22:40] :Miq adds baloons [14/04/15 22:40] MaGoHi:dst you have a flowers put them on the rail [14/04/15 22:40] I am Bored:Hrm.... I failed to think about how to do the actual shaving.... [14/04/15 22:40] :Lania throws some rose petals on the bridge hoping this will make it prettier [14/04/15 22:40] dst:we're decorating a bridge not a grave! [14/04/15 22:41] *Sunfire*:NONO, THAT UGLY, ME WANT PRETTY, TROLL PRETTY [14/04/15 22:41] Miq:big bridge opening [14/04/15 22:41] :Miq offers Rimplum a tinfoil hat [14/04/15 22:41] Aeoshattr: *places a Jack'o'Pumpkin on the bridge* Spooky enough? [14/04/15 22:41] dst:pff...ok..grave style decorating it is... [14/04/15 22:41] Lintara: *chuckles* We may need a few spikes at the sides too [14/04/15 22:41] *Sunfire*:NO FLOWERS [14/04/15 22:41] :dst gets the bouquest of violets and sprinkles some on the spider web [14/04/15 22:41] dst:drats! [14/04/15 22:41] Asthir:Bones? [14/04/15 22:41] I am Bored: (I actually have to go for a bit, really shouldn't be doing this XD) [14/04/15 22:42] *Sunfire*:OTHER TROLLS SAY OOOH! [14/04/15 22:42] Lania:Damn it! *facepalms and tries to blow all the petals off the bridge* [14/04/15 22:42] apophys:We need skulls. [14/04/15 22:42] *Sunfire*:BONES! [14/04/15 22:42] :Asthir puts bones around the bridge [14/04/15 22:42] :Miq hangs a soothy latern on one end of the bridge [14/04/15 22:42] *Sunfire*:SKULLS! [14/04/15 22:42] :dst fetches the cat's eye and sticks it to a pillar [14/04/15 22:42] Lania:Fine! Fine... *grabs the best bones she has in her bag and sticks them in the softer parts of the bridge* [14/04/15 22:42] dst:now, who has bones? [14/04/15 22:42] Asthir:How about some sand here and there? [14/04/15 22:42] :MaGoHi pulls out a skull and places it on the bridge [14/04/15 22:43] :Aeoshattr hangs some Skin around the bridge [14/04/15 22:43] :Miq also throws in some steel spikes [14/04/15 22:43] :apophys put globs of grasan fat on the sides of the bridge [14/04/15 22:43] :dst gets the bag of quartz rocks and sticks them into the sticky goop [14/04/15 22:43] dst:likey now? [14/04/15 22:43] dst:pretty bridge? [14/04/15 22:43] Lania: *rubs a piece of rotten skin in the side of the bridge and mutters* He better... [14/04/15 22:43] Lania:on* [14/04/15 22:43] :*Sunfire* walks around on the bridge [14/04/15 22:43] Asthir:Baybe a corpse, too? [14/04/15 22:43] Asthir:Maybe* [14/04/15 22:44] Lania: (oh, baybe ((: ) [14/04/15 22:44] dst:any volunteers for the corps? [14/04/15 22:44] Asthir: (shut it ((: ) [14/04/15 22:44] Lintara:Shh, *giggles* let him think. [14/04/15 22:44] dst: [Video link] [14/04/15 22:44] *Sunfire*:SHOUTS: Bridge better! now more shinies!! [14/04/15 22:45] Asthir:Bring the leprechaun! [14/04/15 22:45] dst:where's that leprechaun when you need him??! [14/04/15 22:45] Asthir::)) [14/04/15 22:45] :Aeoshattr shoves Sasha on the bridge [14/04/15 22:45] :Zleiphneir checks his watch...15 minutes left [14/04/15 22:45] Aeoshattr:She has many shinies. [14/04/15 22:45] :Lania looks at her shinies and thnks [14/04/15 22:45] dst:+1 Aeo! [14/04/15 22:45] dst:actually +100!!! [14/04/15 22:45] Asthir:xD [14/04/15 22:45] Lintara:Make it times ten [14/04/15 22:45] :Lania chuckles [14/04/15 22:46] :*Sunfire* laughs at them [14/04/15 22:46] Lania:You guys. :)) [14/04/15 22:46] *Sasha Lilias*:BAHGARFUNKLE! [14/04/15 22:46] *Sunfire*:BRIDGE GOOD, BUT ME NO LIKE BRIDGE [14/04/15 22:46] apophys:xD [14/04/15 22:46] Asthir:O.o [14/04/15 22:46] :dst since she's cheap dst gets only a handfull of silvers and sticks them next to the quartz rocks in the goop [14/04/15 22:46] :MaGoHi -.- [14/04/15 22:46] apophys:What wrong with bridge? [14/04/15 22:46] Aeoshattr: (bahgarfunkle. i lold) [14/04/15 22:46] :dst face drops [14/04/15 22:46] *Sasha Lilias*:(You guys are going to be amazed at the amount of heat that was used...* [14/04/15 22:46] Lania:Surprise, frags! :)) [14/04/15 22:46] dst:let's build him a zipline! [14/04/15 22:46] *Sasha Lilias*: (Failed) [14/04/15 22:46] *Sunfire*:BRIDGE NOT IMPORTANT [14/04/15 22:46] :Miq steps up and offers 2gc [14/04/15 22:46] TheRichMerchant: (spit it out, sasha) [14/04/15 22:47] TheRichMerchant: (the number) [14/04/15 22:47] Miq:can we pass!? [14/04/15 22:47] *Sasha Lilias*: (Still making the spreadsheet. Shhh.) [14/04/15 22:47] Lania: (not a good use for that word - reminds me of berries, gotta search for another. ) [14/04/15 22:47] dst:we will hold hands, I promise! [14/04/15 22:47] apophys:Here, wrapper shiny! [14/04/15 22:47] :Asthir passed Silver coin to Sunfire [14/04/15 22:47] :apophys passed Rainbow candy to Sunfire [14/04/15 22:48] *Sunfire*:NO! *almost looks sobbing* RIMPIM PLUM HAS STUPID BRIDGE [14/04/15 22:48] TheRichMerchant:poor troll [14/04/15 22:48] Miq:We know a much better bridge [14/04/15 22:48] MaGoHi:i like this bridge [14/04/15 22:48] :dst gets a piece of chalk and writes: IQ 200 on the bridge [14/04/15 22:48] apophys:Rimpim has friends now! [14/04/15 22:48] Miq:We in Golemus have two HUGE BRIGES [14/04/15 22:48] dst:Rimpim, how can a bridge be stupid? [14/04/15 22:49] *Sunfire*: *looks at Magohi* WHAT SPECIAL FOR BRIDGE? [14/04/15 22:49] dst:hmm...how should we make the bridge special? [14/04/15 22:49] *Sunfire*:WHY BRIDGE GOOD? [14/04/15 22:49] Lania:Arch made of drach antlers? [14/04/15 22:49] Dark Demon:Add candy to it! [14/04/15 22:49] Lintara:Aww, does Rimplum's bridge need a gate? [14/04/15 22:49] dst:it's yours, that makes it special! [14/04/15 22:49] Aeoshattr: *tilts his head* Aren't you special enough for the bridge? You make it special by being there [14/04/15 22:50] Miq:No bridge needs a house under it [14/04/15 22:50] dst:and it's good cause we stayed on our knees to build it and decorate it :D [14/04/15 22:50] :Miq starts making a house under the bridge [14/04/15 22:50] :apophys sets a large amber with mosquito as a centerpiece on the bridge [14/04/15 22:50] MaGoHi:you see i like the design of the brige [14/04/15 22:50] apophys:Bridge special now! [14/04/15 22:50] *Sasha Lilias*:Be Grimlock! [14/04/15 22:50] *Sasha Lilias*: (Sorry. Afk again ((:) [14/04/15 22:50] :dst throws some herbs on the house for the roof [14/04/15 22:50] *Sunfire*:BRIDGE IMPORTANT? [14/04/15 22:51] Miq:YES [14/04/15 22:51] MaGoHi:yes [14/04/15 22:51] apophys:BRIDGE VERY IMPORTANT. [14/04/15 22:51] *Sunfire*:WHY? [14/04/15 22:51] *Sasha Lilias*:NO [14/04/15 22:51] Miq:noone can go another way [14/04/15 22:51] Asthir:Yes, bridge keep feet dry [14/04/15 22:51] :dst gets a piece of wood and writes on it: RimpPim Plum's Awesome Bridge! Beware of Troll [14/04/15 22:51] Miq:this is the only way to the Marind capitol [14/04/15 22:51] Lania:Bridge important cause pieces of the builders are stuck in it. [14/04/15 22:51] Miq:important bridge [14/04/15 22:51] dst:cause bridge connects 2 pieces togheter [14/04/15 22:51] apophys:It exists to get to the other side. It is the only way! [14/04/15 22:51] Dark Demon: (lol apophys) [14/04/15 22:52] dst:@apo: you CAN wet your feet, you know... [14/04/15 22:52] :*Sunfire* scratches his head [14/04/15 22:52] dst:and it's important cause we built it! [14/04/15 22:52] apophys: (or fly, yeah. But we're trying to be nice) [14/04/15 22:52] dst:the day you'll fly...many things will happen :D [14/04/15 22:53] Asthir:Can we pass around the bridge, if you won't let us over it? :p [14/04/15 22:53] Miq: *punches the troll* so you a man or not? [14/04/15 22:53] *Sunfire*:WHY BRIDGE HERE GOOD? WHY I SHOULD STAY THIS BRIDGE? [14/04/15 22:53] :apophys eyes Miq [14/04/15 22:53] Miq:Big important birdnge and all [14/04/15 22:54] dst:cause it's the smallest bridge [14/04/15 22:54] dst:it needs protection [14/04/15 22:54] Lania:You will earn shinies if you guard it well... [14/04/15 22:54] *Sunfire*:SMALLEST GOOD? [14/04/15 22:54] apophys:SMALLEST SPECIAL. [14/04/15 22:54] apophys:UNIQUE [14/04/15 22:54] dst:it's UNIQUE [14/04/15 22:55] dst:nobody else has a bridge like yours [14/04/15 22:55] apophys: (lol, dst and I have such similar thoughts. xD) [14/04/15 22:55] *Sunfire*:UNIQUE MORE SHINIES? [14/04/15 22:55] dst::P [14/04/15 22:55] Miq:yes [14/04/15 22:55] dst:unique=always more shinies [14/04/15 22:55] Lania:Yes! [14/04/15 22:55] Asthir:Definitely more [14/04/15 22:55] dst:and imagine the tourists! [14/04/15 22:55] Lintara: *mutters* Not to mention it is the only way to the armory here. [14/04/15 22:55] :Miq offers 5 shinies [14/04/15 22:55] Lania:Unique - more shinies from people coming to see the smalles bridge! [14/04/15 22:56] Aeoshattr:There seem to be people here, that you can ask for shinies from [14/04/15 22:56] Aeoshattr:I don't see people on other bridges [14/04/15 22:56] dst:and you get to be in the Guiness Book :D [14/04/15 22:56] :Lania tries to shush Aeo [14/04/15 22:56] dst:and what Aeo said [14/04/15 22:56] *Sunfire*:SHOUTS: Tourists! armory! shinies!! [14/04/15 22:56] *Sunfire*:ME LIKE BRIDGE! [14/04/15 22:56] Lania:See? Special bridge! [14/04/15 22:56] dst:and Guiness Book! VERY important! [14/04/15 22:56] dst:medals! [14/04/15 22:57] apophys:And Guinness beer! [14/04/15 22:57] TheRichMerchant: (troll brain operating marketing ideas) [14/04/15 22:57] *Sunfire*:SHOUTS: Rimpim plum best bridge!! [14/04/15 22:57] dst:recognition [14/04/15 22:57] Lania:BEST! [14/04/15 22:57] Aeoshattr:May we pass on the best bridge then? [14/04/15 22:57] apophys:Best bridge! :D [14/04/15 22:57] *Sunfire*:YES [14/04/15 22:57] :Miq bows to the bridge master [14/04/15 22:57] dst: *passes the bridge* thank you RimPim! [14/04/15 22:57] *Sunfire*:SHOUTS: But first shonies *grins* ! [14/04/15 22:57] :dst facepalms [14/04/15 22:58] :Aeoshattr passed Silver coin to Sunfire [14/04/15 22:58] :*Sunfire* laughs [14/04/15 22:58] TheRichMerchant:hey, troll [14/04/15 22:58] :Miq passed Silver coin to Sunfire [14/04/15 22:58] :apophys passed Rainbow candy to Sunfire [14/04/15 22:58] :Miq passes [14/04/15 22:58] :Zleiphneir 2 minutes... [14/04/15 22:58] :Lania passed Silver coin to Sunfire [14/04/15 22:58] :dst passed Silver coin to Sunfire [14/04/15 22:58] :Aeoshattr attempts to walk on the bridge now [14/04/15 22:58] :Lintara passed Silver coin to Sunfire [14/04/15 22:58] TheRichMerchant:how about i pay you a silver coin to get past you once and a gold coin when i come back [14/04/15 22:58] :Asthir passed Silver coin to Sunfire [14/04/15 22:58] TheRichMerchant:and so each one of us? [14/04/15 22:58] *Sunfire*:YOU PASS? SILLY TOURISTS? RIMPIM PLUN FUNNY [14/04/15 22:58] :Asthir passes the bridge twice [14/04/15 22:58] :apophys passed Rainbow candy to Sunfire [14/04/15 22:59] :Aeoshattr is now tempted to stab Rich in the throat [14/04/15 22:59] Zleiphneir:1 minute... [14/04/15 22:59] *Sunfire*: (comma, no question marks, silly keyboard) [14/04/15 22:59] :Dark Demon passed Gold coin to Sunfire [14/04/15 22:59] :Dark Demon passed Gold coin to Sunfire [14/04/15 22:59] :Dark Demon passed Gold coin to Sunfire [14/04/15 22:59] dst:so we can pass? [14/04/15 22:59] apophys: (Sunny's getting rich. :P) [14/04/15 22:59] *Sunfire*:GO, BEFORE I CHANGE MIND AND SMASH [14/04/15 22:59] dst:next year I will be the troll! [14/04/15 22:59] :Miq runs [14/04/15 22:59] *Sasha Lilias*: (Carry on for a little if needed) [14/04/15 22:59] :Lania quickly passes [14/04/15 22:59] :Aeoshattr runs on the bridge, flailing his arms wildly [14/04/15 22:59] :dst runs over the bridge [14/04/15 22:59] *Sasha Lilias*: (Unless Z needs to announce his winners.) [14/04/15 22:59] :MaGoHi runs over the bridge [14/04/15 23:00] TheRichMerchant: (ok, so it only took one hour to ..give him what he stated at the beginning) [14/04/15 23:00] :Dark Demon jumps on dst and hitches a ride [14/04/15 23:00] :Lintara chuckles and darts past Aeo [14/04/15 23:00] :apophys passes bridge [14/04/15 23:00] TheRichMerchant: (great rp from sunny) [14/04/15 23:00] :dst kicks the stench of her back [14/04/15 23:00] Zleiphneir:times up... [14/04/15 23:00] :Dark Demon :( [14/04/15 23:00] :dst passed Teleport Papercabin stone to Sunfire [14/04/15 23:00] Zleiphneir:by the skin of your teeth people, well done [14/04/15 23:01] :Aeoshattr taps his teeth to check for skin [14/04/15 23:01] Zleiphneir:great work from our resident bridge troll rimpim plum, thank you, you were awesome [14/04/15 23:01] dst:he was :D [14/04/15 23:01] dst:still is :D [14/04/15 23:01] *Sunfire*: (those that paid, shoot me a pm and i will return it) [14/04/15 23:01] apophys:Heh. :) [14/04/15 23:02] dst:keep it [14/04/15 23:02] Zleiphneir:so ends questopolis, awards to be announced following PMs [14/04/15 23:02] dst:from my side at least [14/04/15 23:02] Lania: (nah. that was for nice rp-ing :P ) [14/04/15 23:02] Zleiphneir:hope you enjoyed it [14/04/15 23:02] Aeoshattr: (It was 1 silver from me. Keep it if you need/want it) [14/04/15 23:02] dst:I surely did :D [14/04/15 23:02] apophys: (Time to PM sunny more than you gave him... xD) [14/04/15 23:02] dst:even DD's rp [14/04/15 23:02] dst:cheap apo... [14/04/15 23:02] Aeoshattr: (We need to write this in the calendar) [14/04/15 23:02] :Miq smooths out his sticky goop pavment after all the running [14/04/15 23:02] Dark Demon::OO [14/04/15 23:03] Dark Demon:I am flattered [14/04/15 23:03] Aeoshattr: (The Day DST said she liked DD's RP) [14/04/15 23:03] Aeoshattr: (who's with me on this) [14/04/15 23:03] Lintara: (Yes) [14/04/15 23:03] apophys: (I know I'm cheap, I only gave candy. :P) [14/04/15 23:03] :Dark Demon takes screenshot [14/04/15 23:03] *Sasha Lilias*:Don't forget to vote the quests up top ^^^^^ [14/04/15 23:03] dst:I am under flu medcine infleunce so don't take everything for granted [14/04/15 23:03] Miq:dst no excuses [14/04/15 23:04] Lintara: *shrugs* Eh, if it helps. [14/04/15 23:04] apophys:Bah, the rating at the end is so tough. :/ [14/04/15 23:04] Aeoshattr: (What quests up top) [14/04/15 23:04] Aeoshattr: (what) [14/04/15 23:05] *Sunfire*: (quest voting link, Aeo) [14/04/15 23:05] Aeoshattr: (where) [14/04/15 23:05] *Sunfire*: (fourth in the bar at the top) [14/04/15 23:06] Aeoshattr: (OOOOH) [14/04/15 23:06] Aeoshattr: (SHINIES!) [14/04/15 23:09] MaGoHi: (sasha opinion as PM, you wont like it though) [14/04/15 23:09] dst:ugh...need to write another PM... [14/04/15 23:09] Dark Demon: (PM for what?) [14/04/15 23:09] dst:after shower cause I am truning to a stinking troll [14/04/15 23:09] dst:no offense Sunny :D [14/04/15 23:11] *Sunfire*:but i look and smell SMASHing [14/04/15 23:11] *Sasha Lilias*:Right! [14/04/15 23:11] Miq:troll troll troll [14/04/15 23:12] :Miq jumps left and back [14/04/15 23:12] *Sasha Lilias*:Awards awards awards time! [14/04/15 23:12] TheRichMerchant: (how many millions heat??) [14/04/15 23:12] Miq:4 [14/04/15 23:12] Aeoshattr: (awards?) [14/04/15 23:13] apophys:Nice, award time. :D [14/04/15 23:13] Miq:4mil i mean our team [14/04/15 23:14] TheRichMerchant:that's a lot. how do you know?:) [14/04/15 23:14] Miq:i quess [14/04/15 23:14] TheRichMerchant:guessing won't do:p [14/04/15 23:14] apophys:Lolz [14/04/15 23:15] apophys:I'm guessing ~6M total [14/04/15 23:15] TheRichMerchant:i say 17 mill, for the sake of it [14/04/15 23:17] Miq:total 10mil [14/04/15 23:17] Miq::) [14/04/15 23:18] Miq:assuming that the sabotage heat is not counted [14/04/15 23:18] apophys:Signed up for boss heads. :) [14/04/15 23:19] Miq:finally [14/04/15 23:22] Zleiphneir:Jump link top right for awards ceremony [14/04/15 23:22] :[Spell] so whats that buzz Tree? [/spoiler]

Happy Bifday Z

Running for all of Day while Z is awake at the Gazeebo of Sound Similar to a rap battle. You can choose to have a personal battle and slate each other, or I can give you a topic. No swearing, and don't get too close to the bone or you'll get frogged. You have 4 bleeps a turn. (as in, you write and press enter 4 times) You can use just 1 or all 4 of those. When you finish, put a full stop so the other player knows to go. The battle is decided by the crowd. Any person watching the battle can shout Burn when they think the rhyme is sharp enough. If enough people agree on it, that person wins. Where the crowd isn't paying attention or is asleep, I will make a call on it. Prizes are a WP for the day winner, and 25 rhyme dictionary items. Z Rhymes so far.... [spoiler] Topic: Romantic movies WittyLeWat: Whats the matterh,ghost , is there no reason to find, to prove that love can't be blind? Cuz if so i can be your host, show you what matters the most *Sasha Lilias*: You want to tell me a story about lovers? Please! That's for little old mothers. Kissing here and kissing there? URGH! Just makes me want to pull out my hair. If you want some real fun, come on over here hun. I'll show you a good time, I might even teach you to rhyme. WittyLeWat: Come there for what? Pft, can't even tip my hat to that... You're missing some stuff, Might be a little rough , for one like you to understand , cause you need to "feel" beforehand. Why'd you think Rose cried, when poor Jack died? *Sasha Lilias*: Rose cried, when Jack died? Well that's a shame, seems a little lame. I'm quite happy not having to feel, makes little brats like you seem just a little less real. What do you know about love little girl? You and blut? Oh please...I think I'm going to hurl... A real man is what you need, if love is what you seek. But I guess that'll be hard...when you quite so bleak. WittyLeWat: I'm pretty sorry you're so bitter, you'd never understand emotion, you must be a quitter... how about devotion? See love is like a tango, but you can't dance, how about your little mango, can he do romance? Witty Wins Topic: 80s training montages Rophs: This is going to get a little rocky, and I don't mean to sound cocky The tiger's eye is inside of me, you're just a little weenie Sir Blut: You're worse than a rocky iv, training montage, horrible its possible, ill hit you with your own cane, turn you into powder the power I'll take you out of, because my rhymes are sinister I'm a little weenie but you're just a little nut ;) Rophs: I'm a keen little nut, prepare to get cut My rymes are jagged, in the ring you'll lay ragged PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH SHOUTS: Crunch crunch crunch. ko!! Sir Blut: You;ve already left me ragged, hearing your lines, I'm laughin The dragon, you're lucky there were no brackets I see no intelligent rhymes, I'm ahead of my time You're jealous of I, you need to train more or slither home, you'll never be like sylvestor stallone Rophs: You're continuing on in subsistence, there's no way you can go the distance Keep punching that little bag of meat, before long I'll have you beat You might weigh more pounds, but I'll beat you before twelve rounds No go home cry and wallow, you'll die just like Apollo Sir Blut: Alright, I'll dumb down my rhymes, so that I can focus on saying whats right Size doesn't really matter :p its about how you use your mind For your lines, I would go home to the willow And I would wallow because your rhymes are softer than my pillow Rophs: After my jog I run up the musem steps, you were an exhibit last time I checks My hands are high in my victory pose, on the ground is your bleeding nose My swift punches will knock you down, bugger off ya silly clown! Rophs wins Topic: Miley Cyrus Rophs: I'm gonna smash you like a wreaking ball, after this match you'll need to crawl. When I'm done you'll just say "K" so eat a banana, you'll be worse off than a remake of Hannah Montana. WittyLeWat: So you're gonna smash me? Just like Miley twerked? I doubt that worked. hannah montana, banana? what kinde of rhyme is that, just like miley's butt.. flat. You're gonna cut your hair, and hump people on air? I never meant to start a war, but you took it too far Rophs: Girl you must be craaayzay, this ain't no party in the USA I know that nobody's perfect, but you just can't work it Like a turd your rhymes are brown, get out of this Hoedown Throwdown WittyLeWat: My rhymes may be brown, boy put your ball gown, because their back has curve, so i'm about to swerve And whatcha speak about USA. boy please, this' Romania, Imma stand tall, smash you like a fly on the wall Rophs: Life's what you make it and you make it wrong, you best go back to twerking and put on a thong I could see you licking a hammer, after dropping the soap in the slammer You walk into the club high on purp? All of your rhymes are total derp! WittyLeWat: I'm having so much fun, but this needs to be done, soon because you're broke, talking to me like a bloke, there's nothing to drop hun, except rhymes, one after one . And I really don't have time, to see you struggle with the climb, cause there's always gonna be another mountain, and i'm already on top of it,sipping from a chocolate fountain So take your sorry wigs and go back to your silly gigs Rophs: This new jumplink might try to interrupt, but I'll just jab it with my sharp new stirrup My target is tiny and itty bitty, I think her name was Witty... Rophs wins [/spoiler]

Yes thats ok, Chew has confirmed we can work prizes to duets if needed. Z