How to un-friend a fossil and some noobs too

[dst]

So...today while dispering the stench at GOE and keeping the Wookie company our great Forum Admin & Master over all Mods told me this:
"if you can't left join, you're no friend of mine"! (don't ask about the context).

I realized that we know how to befriend a fossile but o unfriend it...

So, let me make a list (small one cause that might be updated if i remember more) of how o unfriend some of the fossils:

Chewett:
-don't know how to make a left join
-insult tea badly
-tell him George Lucas is releasing a new Star Wars and viewers have chosen that wookie dies in the end - and you of course voted for that ending
-tell him you can code prettier than him
-make a topic like this one

Greedo:
-tell him the Wookie is sexier than him
-tell him you have more GCs and SCs and rare crits than him
-SHOW him that you have more GCs and SCs and rare crits
-tell him Jonn was sexier


Burns:
-tell him the princess he has rescued has a shameful disease
-tell him the white steed he's riding is a mule
-tell him that sporks are the most awesome things in the world
-tell him he's sexier than Greedo


Z:
Hmm..tricky...I don't think this guy can be unfriended....once you have him as friend he sticks to you as scabies!

Shadowseeker:
-tell him you found the meaning of life
-tell him Mur was really impressed by your color choice for your rubber ducky
-tell him Greedo is sexier


Amoran:
-tell her: dst said <insert whatever in here> about you

Mya:
-tell her tree loving is forbidden in most countries
-tell her sugar and spice and everythign nice is already taken by the powerpuff girls
-tell her Firs is back

Rhaegar:
-tell him Firs is sexier
-tell him Greedo is sexier

Edited June 15, 2012 by dst

[Seigheart]

I've lost precious seconds of my life reading this garbage...

Wasn't even close to being funny.

[Liberty4life]

lool

however i still cant figure whats left join?

[Fang Archbane]

i have been saying that Chewett is sexier than anyone else in all of the realm of MD for a long time now o-o...

*gasps*

i... i hope i dont insult Grido with my sexual wookie related honesty D:!

[Tarquinus]

Lighten up, Seiggy. I think it's funny.

[Valldore Nal]

Liberty, tried google it ? (had no idea either )

And i think it was funny

[Jubaris]

[quote name='dst' timestamp='1339785854' post='114945']
Rhaegar:
-tell him Firs is sexier
-tell him Greedo is sexier
[/quote]

Let's be real, this would inflame into anger any decent objective truth-seeker, cause those are blatant lies...

[Liberty4life]

oh join left table XD sql... ofc

[Chewett]

[quote name='Liberty4life' timestamp='1339788098' post='114957']
oh join left table XD sql... ofc
[/quote]

what else!

[Phantom Orchid]

Thanks for the laughs my great unfriend dst! xoxo

[Burns]

I think you mixed up sexy and cuddly on me.
I'm well aware that i'm lots sexier than Grido, i can cope with that.

Also... i have a good doc for all those nasty little things my princesses carry around... <.< >.>

[Fang Archbane]

[quote name='Burns' timestamp='1339798328' post='114964']
Also... i have a good doc for all those nasty little things my princesses carry around... <.< >.>
[/quote]

no... just no...

xD

[(Zl-eye-f)-nea]

Scabies....Im so classy. Oh yea baby.

[BFH]

OHHHH You missed one about Greedo!!

Tell him Jonn built the PC!!

[Eagle Eye]

Tell him about the golden nipple

[Amoran Kalamanira Kol]

O.O You said what?! (jk)

Funny read, dst.

[Nimrodel]

EPIC!! =))

Nice... I really enjoyed it.

Actually you can also unfriend Rhaegar by saying:

-Serbia is not the centre of the world.
-You sold one of his savellite stuff to Firs.

And Burns by just poking him or Proving to him that he's wrong (even though he wont accept it >.>)

Edited June 17, 2012 by Nimrodel

[ERO]

LOL