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    DARK DEMON reacted to Steno in Of Memory and Memery   
    I do propose that someone puts these on the MD reddit,here, just to boost content count

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    DARK DEMON reacted to Demonic God in Of Memory and Memery   
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    DARK DEMON reacted to Demonic God in A game of co-operation and deception - Official thread   
    This is the official thread for the co-operation and deception anniversary game. Pre-registration was here, and is now closed.

    To summarize:
    Each player is given a character/role card Each player goal is to deduct/guess other's role via any mean necessary Communication, alliance, betrayal, lies, etc. are encouraged Straight-up role sharing is not encouraged, each player is expected to try their hardest to win the game. I will not enforce this, but please keep it interesting and don't ruin the game for others Please keep the game self-contained (e.g no MD item/etc trading for info). Trading the final rewards you may obtain is encouraged however. But so does betraying that promise Each player, at the start of the game, is required to make three statements relevant to the game, rules detailed below Rule for statements:
    All statements must be relevant to the game One statement must be true, one statement must be false, and the final, can be either Each player statement must reflect their character knowledge at the start of the game. Any information you may have gained from others cannot be used Statements cannot be obviously true or false. Saying "I'm one of the characters listed" is illegal You must be able to identify the true and false statements that you gave, precisely. Stating a contradiction is fine, but you must be able to tell which is true or false (so no making statements which one must be true and one must be false, but you don't know which is which). The "either" statement does not have to follow this rule, so you can make one that you don't know if it's true or false. General role-related statements are allowed and encouraged (e.g My role commands great power). But they must be made in good faith, and cannot be contestable Making your statement cryptic is encouraged, but again, must be in good faith, and cannot be contestable Statements should be given ASAP. Failure to give your statement within the first 7 days will result in disqualification If you are unsure, feel free to send me a DM of your statements for opinions and approval Players (11 total):
    Aia Lashtal Ledah Steno Dark Demon Yokin/Tissy Ailith Sunfire Aelis Jakubhi Mirus Possible roles (14 total):
    Priestess Jester King Princess Peasant Knight Bishop General Servant Empress Queen Merchant Captain Footsoldier Note: The list of character was pre-determined, and roles were assigned via a random number generator. The roles were subjective, but the assignment was not. This is to avoid any possibility that you may try to reverse engineer my mind
    Reward: Due to the high probability of ties, the game shall operate on a "point" system. These points can be used to purchase your rewards at the end of the game. Points can be traded to other players freely, as part of agreements during games . Point trading also work on an honor system, and must be acknowledged by both parties at the end.
    Points:
    All participants will receive 3 points regardless of their placement All participants who deducted more than half will be rewarded an extra 2 points The rewards for the top players shall be as follow: 18 / 15 / 12 / 4 If multiple people draw for the top spot, the points that those positions gave out will be summed up and divided equally (e.g if 3-6th draw (12 + 4) / 4 = 4 each) Reward shop:
    Anni creature: 15 points - Traded points cannot be used (must won at least 15 points via the game). Special exceptions may be given in case of draws. Plushies: 1 point - Limit of 8 2 Silver coins: 1 point Ghost spellstone: 1 point - Limit of 2 Toadspeech spellstone: 1 point - Limit of 2 Acoustic remains spellstone: 1 point - Limit of 2 TBD
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    DARK DEMON reacted to Chewett in Marind Bell has a new King, and the East a new Grand Duke - Chewett   
    Today Marind Bell and the East, along with notable VIP's of MagicDuel were present at a ceremony where the citizens have voiced their support for a King for Marind Bell, and a Grand Duke for the East. In addition various dignitaries of the lands have voiced their support for this appointment.

    I am able to announce, on behalf of both citizens of the lands that I, Chewett, am the new ruler of both.
    The East and Marind Bell shall form a new group, headed by three figures. One Marind Bell Citizen shall be chosen, along with one East citizen, and Chewett the Governor of both. This group, run with the support of the citizens shall guide both lands. Regular meetings will be held with citizens to address issues with both lands, and the combined issues. The first of these meetings including an appointment of these two land dukes will occur some time after the Anniversary. In the meantime all citizens are welcome to come talk to myself.
    Thank you to all those who supported me in this endeavour as it has taken much effort.
    Those Present at the meeting

    The following people were present at the meeting and voiced their support publicly. This represents a full cross section of MagicDuel:
    East Citizens
    Mallos (Alliance member of the Caretakers) Sunfire (Leader of the Seals of the Six) Ledah (Leader of the Caretakers) Aelis (Alliance member of Soldiers of the Inner Sun) Ailith (Alliance member of Soldiers of the Inner Sun) Eara Meraia (Leader of the TK's) Granos (In spirit) Marind Bell Citizens
    Clock Master (Leader of KoB) Ungod (Alliance member of SoE) Jubaris (Leader of SoE) Steno (Newest and valued member of Marind Bell) Representative of Loreroot - Lintara (Queen of Loreroot)
    Representative of Children of the Eclipse - Aia
    Representatives of the GWI - MaGoHi and Azull
    Representative of the Underground - BFH
    Representative of Golemus - Miq (King of Golemus)
    Representative of the MD Archives - Ivorak
    Representative of the Lab - Dark Demon
    Representative of the Dead - Blackshade Rider
    Self representative - VorniC
    Summary of the Meeting
    Chewett spoke to the massed assembly about the diverse citizens of both the East and Marind Bell and their individuality. That he will rule alongside his two Dukes to guide the lands together with the citizens.
    Sunfire spoke as a representative of the citizens of the east after which Chewett called for those who would support this venture. No players called out against this and the following players from the East supported it: Sunfire, Ledah, Mallos, Eara Meraia, Aelis, Ailith
    Jubaris spoke as a representative of the citizens of Marind Bell and gifted Chewett the rare "Bell of Marind", a long kept relic of Marind. Chewett called out for those who would support this venture. No players called out against this and the following players of Marind Bell supported it: Jubaris, Ungod, Clock master, Steno
    Queen Lintara was asked then to speak as a representative of her land Loreroot. She gifted Chewett a Crown of Ivy, wishing that the empire will last as long as ivy,  and an Acorn stating that Oaks are trees of strength and Sacred to Loreroot, giving her blessing of the Root towards the endeavour.
    King Miq was asked to speak as a representative of his land, Golemus. He gifted a Porcelain Chessmen and wished that he were to rule in interesting times nodding in agreement.
    MaGoHi was invited to speak as a representative of the GWI and while warning this power shift was concerning stated that since Chewett is to be the ruler he can agree to it. He gifted a Sleeping Gnome since, according to himself, that is all he does on the island.
    Eara, Manager of the Treasure Keepers was asked if she supports the effort. She feels that the East joining together with Marind Bell, keeping the treasury of the TK's, is a move that makes much sense and supports the effort. She gifted Chewett Muratus's engraved ring for his work.
    Dark Demon was asked to speak as a representative of the Labyrinth  stating that out of respect for all that Chewett has done with the realm he undoubtedly supports the move. He gifted Chewett a stone holding Bringfromlabyrinth so that he may be summoned when needed.
    Blackshade Rider was asked to speak as a representative of the Dead, someone Chewett stated he hoped to work more closely with and with the Caretakers. Blackshade Rider gifted a Coffin to fit any enemy he wishes. In addition, two gold coins were gifted as a payment to the ferry man. He in the dead pledged his support.
    Sunfire then took final charge of the meeting to thank Chewett and bestow upon him the title of honorary citizen of the East.
    Ledah came forward and stated that the Caretakers wish success in Chewett's goals, that they support him, and stated that the first step to success is not being late, and therefore presented a Bone clock.
    Ailith, representative of the Soldiers of the Inner Sun then presented a Commemorative Pocket Watch to mark the event, pledging their support for Chewett.
    Sunfire, representative of the Seals of the Six, presented a Thorny crown to Chewett, stating that rulership is a burden and not a powermove.
    Chewett then ended the meeting stating that there will be a public celebration later during the Anniversary.
    The full log will be available once it has been cleaned up a little.
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    DARK DEMON reacted to Steno in First annual April Fool's Joke contest   
    Below are the logs for the 1st annual April Fools Joke contest!
    The rules were simple, tell 5 dad-jokes (as you can see in the logs... we just kind of moved into any kind of joke). Most jokes that I saw are underlined (before it was too much for PC to handle)
    Ways to win: every person should vote for their top two jokes by responding below. (This means even participants can vote, though I encourage you not just to vote for your own.)
    It should look like this (example post)
    1. Steno: What is the loudest sport? --->>>Racketball
    2. Mur: Have you heard the joke about silence? --->Neither have I.
     
    This way I know who said what joke and which was first and second.
    For each time the same joke (possibly change to person, depending on entries) gets picked, they get points. 1st place is worth 2 points, 2nd place 1 point.
    The winner will get a random reward, the 2nd place will also get a reward. All participants shall receive something (may take me awhile)
    Voting will close on April 13th, 2020.
     
    <log>[01/04/20 22:59] :Steno sits and quickly refreshes himself on his jokes and rules of contest
    [01/04/20 23:00] Steno:5...4...3...2..1... Go!
    [01/04/20 23:00] Ungod: (Well...I don\'t have any dad jokes on me, sorry, Steno. I came here so that I could hear some, though.)
    [01/04/20 23:00] Steno:Greetings everyone! Welcome to our April Fool\'s Joke Competition!
    [01/04/20 23:01] Steno: (you\'re okay)
    [01/04/20 23:01] Steno:The Rules are simple: If you want to tell a joke, just raise your hand, then when called upon, say your joke, and you answer in this format:
    [01/04/20 23:01] Steno:Like this--> What is the one thing a snowman never fears?
    [01/04/20 23:01] Steno:Brain freeze!
    [01/04/20 23:02] :Steno steno bows to the lack of laughter and steps off the Gazebo
    [01/04/20 23:02] Steno:I will obtain a log of the chat and spread the laughter to the forums where reputation will be used to decide winners
    [01/04/20 23:02] Steno:Any questions?
    [01/04/20 23:03] Ungod:Somewhat related: these jokes are usually puns?
    [01/04/20 23:03] Steno:Yes, but they don\'t have to be, if you don\'t want them to be.
    [01/04/20 23:04] Steno:Anymore questions?
    [01/04/20 23:04] Ungod:You said they\'re dad jokes on the forum. Why are they called dad jokes?
    [01/04/20 23:05] Steno:Hmm... interesting question. https://www.theatlantic.com/family/archive/2018/09/deconstructing-the-dad-joke/571174/
    [01/04/20 23:05] Ungod:that\'s a very long answer
    [01/04/20 23:05] Steno:Mainly because they\'re known to be jokes that are so bad that they are funny
    [01/04/20 23:06] Ungod:but i do remmeber two lame jokes from a children\'s book when i was learning english
    [01/04/20 23:06] Steno:I guess it is a culturally-isolated phenomenon, something I honestly didn\'t consider until now
    [01/04/20 23:06] Steno: (now I realize I seem really culturally snobbish, sorry all)
    [01/04/20 23:06] Aelis:Here we call them uncle jokes.
    [01/04/20 23:06] Steno:Last call for questions?
    [01/04/20 23:07] Ungod:Let me tell the joke, and you tell me if they\'re uncle jokes or puns.
    [01/04/20 23:07] Aelis:"big uncle" jokes would be more accurate, I guess
    [01/04/20 23:07] Steno:Or both?
    [01/04/20 23:07] Chewett:Its quite intersting to hear the dicussion about the jokes!
    [01/04/20 23:07] Chewett:I look forward to the jokes themselves too
    [01/04/20 23:07] Ungod:Ok, let me crack the ice. FOr the second time, since Steno already did.
    [01/04/20 23:07] Steno:Who wants to start?
    [01/04/20 23:08] Ungod:Me, me!
    [01/04/20 23:08] :Steno nods to ungod
    [01/04/20 23:08] :Ungod jumps on the gazebo
    [01/04/20 23:08] :Steno ushers Ungod up onto the gazebo so all can hear
    [01/04/20 23:08] :Ungod forgot the etiquette, so he just improvises
    [01/04/20 23:08] Ungod:What\'s the kind of jam that doesn\'t fit in a jar?
    [01/04/20 23:08] Ungod:------> Traffic jam!
    [01/04/20 23:09] :Ailith giggles
    [01/04/20 23:09] :Steno chortles
    [01/04/20 23:09] Chewett:
    [01/04/20 23:09] Chewett:I guessed it!
    [01/04/20 23:09] Ungod:it\'s really lame, don\'t laugh
    [01/04/20 23:09] :Ungod steps down
    [01/04/20 23:09] Ailith:I like silly jokes
    [01/04/20 23:09] Steno:Point to chew for guessing it! That\'s the point Ungod, they\'re so bad that they become funny!
    [01/04/20 23:09] Ungod:now, what kind of joke was this one?
    [01/04/20 23:10] Ungod:It\'s a language-related one, no?
    [01/04/20 23:10] Steno:Thank you to Ungod, That was both a pun and a dad-joke, they are not mutually exclusive
    [01/04/20 23:10] Steno:Let\'s replace the phrase dad-joke with just a "joke" for the future
    [01/04/20 23:10] Miq:Magohi is a serious gentleman
    [01/04/20 23:11] Steno:Alright who is next, MaGoHi?
    [01/04/20 23:11] :Miq dominated MaGoHi and took all ☻29 heads.
    [01/04/20 23:11] Ungod:Not bad, Miq, but you must go on the scene.
    [01/04/20 23:11] MaGoHi:yeah
    [01/04/20 23:11] MaGoHi:had to laugh
    [01/04/20 23:11] Steno:Miq, you\'re next, since you stepped up
    [01/04/20 23:11] Steno:even if you don\'t have one ready
    [01/04/20 23:11] Miq:next with what
    [01/04/20 23:12] Ungod:with the jokes?
    [01/04/20 23:12] :Miq looks dead serious
    [01/04/20 23:12] Steno:Oh, nevermind, I see what you did there.
    [01/04/20 23:12] Ungod:Miq\'s reactions are amusing, as always.
    [01/04/20 23:12] Steno:Mag, you\'re up. *ushers him up onto the Gazebo*
    [01/04/20 23:12] Miq:jokes are no joking matter to be trashed arould like that
    [01/04/20 23:13] MaGoHi:What is orange and walks up a mountain?
    [01/04/20 23:13] Ungod:Trump?
    [01/04/20 23:13] :Ailith giggles
    [01/04/20 23:13] Steno: (you mean no trouting matter)
    [01/04/20 23:13] :Steno falls literally on the floor laughing at Ungod\'s answer
    [01/04/20 23:13] MaGoHi:----->a wandarine
    [01/04/20 23:13] :Ailith facepalms
    [01/04/20 23:14] :Ailith laughs
    [01/04/20 23:14] Chewett:ahahahaha
    [01/04/20 23:14] Chewett:Terrible joke!
    [01/04/20 23:14] Chewett:I love it!
    [01/04/20 23:14] Ungod:hoho, i didn\'t guess it right
    [01/04/20 23:14] MaGoHi:i could top up with one
    [01/04/20 23:15] Steno:Go for it!
    [01/04/20 23:15] MaGoHi:what is green and runs in packs through the woods?
    [01/04/20 23:15] Aelis:Lorerootians
    [01/04/20 23:16] :Sunfire chuckles
    [01/04/20 23:16] Ungod:Oh, yea. Didnt think of that.
    [01/04/20 23:16] MaGoHi:---->a pack of pickles, now whats the joke about it?
    [01/04/20 23:16] MaGoHi:----->pickles are no pack animals
    [01/04/20 23:16] :Steno smirks
    [01/04/20 23:17] Ungod:Syrian is an expert on pickles, she should confirm or deny.
    [01/04/20 23:17] Ailith:educational... I like it!
    [01/04/20 23:17] MaGoHi:a last one thats not funny
    [01/04/20 23:17] Ungod:Yes, it was a great joke.
    [01/04/20 23:17] MaGoHi:what is brown and under water?
    [01/04/20 23:17] Steno: (etiquette)
    [01/04/20 23:17] Ungod:I...don\'t want to say my first thought.
    [01/04/20 23:17] MaGoHi: (damn it wont work in english i was too qick)
    [01/04/20 23:18] Ungod:So this is my second: a seal.
    [01/04/20 23:18] Steno:All my answers are inappropriate
    [01/04/20 23:18] :Ailith laughs
    [01/04/20 23:18] Ungod:A drunken fisherman.
    [01/04/20 23:18] MaGoHi:----> a U-Bread
    [01/04/20 23:18] Steno:fish poop
    [01/04/20 23:18] :Ailith laughs
    [01/04/20 23:18] Ungod:yea, it doesn\'t work in English.
    [01/04/20 23:18] Ungod:i don\'t know what an U bread is.
    [01/04/20 23:18] Steno: *laughs* It kind of does
    [01/04/20 23:19] Ailith:like a u boat but edible
    [01/04/20 23:19] MaGoHi:yeah
    [01/04/20 23:19] Ungod: *thinks a little* No, I don\'t know. Torment me no longer
    [01/04/20 23:19] Miq:black mermaid actuly
    [01/04/20 23:19] Steno:As long as I can make sandwiches out of it
    [01/04/20 23:19] :Ungod clears the air
    [01/04/20 23:19] :Ailith giggles
    [01/04/20 23:19] Ungod:lemme say another one
    [01/04/20 23:20] Ungod:it\'s really bad, let me say it
    [01/04/20 23:20] Steno:Ungod
    [01/04/20 23:20] :Steno nods
    [01/04/20 23:20] :Ungod jumps on the gazebo
    [01/04/20 23:20] Ungod:What is longer than a long worm?
    [01/04/20 23:20] Steno:snake?
    [01/04/20 23:20] Ailith:worms
    [01/04/20 23:20] MaGoHi:i cant say that here
    [01/04/20 23:20] Miq:borehole
    [01/04/20 23:20] :Ailith laughs
    [01/04/20 23:21] Sunfire:A very long worm
    [01/04/20 23:21] Ungod:Ailith is very close; the answer is
    [01/04/20 23:21] Ungod:----> two long worms
    [01/04/20 23:21] :Ailith laughs loudly
    [01/04/20 23:21] Ailith:I like that one
    [01/04/20 23:21] Ungod:i think it can be extended to many other things
    [01/04/20 23:21] :Ungod steps down
    [01/04/20 23:22] Miq:i went the construction store today, brought box of common ff3 respiratory masks.
    [01/04/20 23:22] :Ailith raises hand
    [01/04/20 23:22] :Steno laughs
    [01/04/20 23:22] :Steno nods at Ailith, but motions Miq to go next
    [01/04/20 23:22] :Ailith nods to Miq and smiles
    [01/04/20 23:23] :MaGoHi nods for the sake of nodding
    [01/04/20 23:23] :Ungod asks Miq for a free mask
    [01/04/20 23:23] :Aelis nodnodnods in honor of Guillak
    [01/04/20 23:23] Ailith:Was that a joke or a statement? *giggles softly*
    [01/04/20 23:24] Steno:Go Miq, you messed up etiquette,!
    [01/04/20 23:24] Miq:i could not have
    [01/04/20 23:24] Miq:i can\'t read such stuff
    [01/04/20 23:24] Sunfire: (oh guillak, i miss the guy)
    [01/04/20 23:24] Miq:why does the rabbit run over the montain?
    [01/04/20 23:25] Ungod:\'cuz he can\'t run under it?
    [01/04/20 23:25] :Steno ponders
    [01/04/20 23:25] :Miq sulks at ungod
    [01/04/20 23:25] :Ailith laughs
    [01/04/20 23:25] Ungod:what, i\'m right?
    [01/04/20 23:26] Miq:yeah
    [01/04/20 23:26] :Steno laughs at Miq\'s reaction
    [01/04/20 23:26] :MaGoHi laughs
    [01/04/20 23:26] Ungod:well, i\'m strating to get a knack for bad jokes now
    [01/04/20 23:26] Miq:why some kids have ginger hair?
    [01/04/20 23:26] Aelis:You literally dropped the miq on him, Ungod.
    [01/04/20 23:26] :Ailith laughs
    [01/04/20 23:26] :Steno guffaws at Aelis
    [01/04/20 23:26] Ungod:ooh, that\'s a good one, Aelis
    [01/04/20 23:26] Ungod:but i don\'t know the next one
    [01/04/20 23:27] :Aelis bows and chuckles
    [01/04/20 23:27] Ungod:is this joke related to ginger the sweet?
    [01/04/20 23:27] Miq:it\'s surely related to every living creature
    [01/04/20 23:27] Ungod:i\'m running meanings for ginger in my head and all I can think of is last summer when I made ginger ale ????
    [01/04/20 23:27] Miq:exept me ofc since don\'t have documents of being alive
    [01/04/20 23:28] MaGoHi:because they dont have souls?
    [01/04/20 23:28] Ungod:i dont know. because they can\'t have ginger teeth or seomething?
    [01/04/20 23:28] Steno:Because they\'re the spice of life?
    [01/04/20 23:28] Miq:---- because their parents had rusty tools
    [01/04/20 23:29] Ungod:oh, damn. that was nasty
    [01/04/20 23:29] :Steno rolls eyes after wiping away tears of laughter
    [01/04/20 23:29] Aelis:hahaha
    [01/04/20 23:29] MaGoHi:sweet
    [01/04/20 23:29] Miq:oi it\'s valid estonian folkflore
    [01/04/20 23:30] Miq:no laughing
    [01/04/20 23:30] Ungod:this is what I love about MD: brings everyone together. Unlike corona (the virus, not the beer)
    [01/04/20 23:31] Steno: *hahaha* I think Ailith is still next
    [01/04/20 23:31] :Ailith smiles I don\'t think I can follow that last one laughs
    [01/04/20 23:31] :Steno gestures to Ailith for the gazebo
    [01/04/20 23:31] Ailith: (UGH)
    [01/04/20 23:31] Steno:Too late! You raised your hand!
    [01/04/20 23:32] :Ailith climbs onto the gazebo
    [01/04/20 23:32] Aelis: *claps* Go Ailith!
    [01/04/20 23:32] :Steno gives Ailith the stink eye until she goes up there
    [01/04/20 23:32] Ailith:Alright... um what\'s the difference between a guitar and a fish?
    [01/04/20 23:32] Ailith:You can tune a guitar, but you can\'t tuna fish
    [01/04/20 23:33] :Ungod laughs
    [01/04/20 23:33] Ungod:i was thinking of other things, tbh
    [01/04/20 23:33] :Steno laughs
    [01/04/20 23:33] Aelis: *Laughs* I love that one
    [01/04/20 23:33] Ailith:Umm...
    [01/04/20 23:33] Ailith:what kind of sandals do frogs wear?
    [01/04/20 23:33] :Steno looks at Ungod, waiting for explanation... wait, changes his mind
    [01/04/20 23:34] Aelis:Croaks
    [01/04/20 23:34] Ailith:Open-Toad
    [01/04/20 23:34] Ailith:Ooo I like that Aelis!!
    [01/04/20 23:34] Steno:Dang Aelis! That was my answer!
    [01/04/20 23:34] Aelis: *high fives Steno* We beat the original answer!
    [01/04/20 23:34] Ailith:Alright *looks embarrassed* someone else now!
    [01/04/20 23:34] :Steno high fives back
    [01/04/20 23:34] MaGoHi:oh that reminds me of one actually
    [01/04/20 23:35] :Ailith grins to Aelis and claps for the east
    [01/04/20 23:35] :Steno climbs back up
    [01/04/20 23:35] Aelis: *high fives Ailith too* For the East!
    [01/04/20 23:35] :Steno nods at Mag to go next
    [01/04/20 23:35] Steno:Why don\'t I eat steak anymore?
    [01/04/20 23:35] :Ailith high fives and grins
    [01/04/20 23:35] Ungod: ( i was gonna join, but i must refrain lol)
    [01/04/20 23:36] Ungod:i know that one!
    [01/04/20 23:36] Ungod:\'Cuz Mago ate it all yesterday
    [01/04/20 23:36] :Ailith laughs
    [01/04/20 23:36] MaGoHi:xD
    [01/04/20 23:36] Ungod:when you\'re out of bacon, you\'re out of it
    [01/04/20 23:36] Steno:---> Because it is so RARE that it is done WELL
    [01/04/20 23:37] Aelis:I thought it was because the steaks were too high.
    [01/04/20 23:37] Steno: *whistles* that\'s WAY better
    [01/04/20 23:37] :Ailith laughs
    [01/04/20 23:37] Ungod: *whispers* He seems to be a pro
    [01/04/20 23:37] :Steno gestures to MaGoHi
    [01/04/20 23:38] Aelis:I seem to be on a lucky steak
    [01/04/20 23:38] Steno:lucky steak
    [01/04/20 23:38] :Ailith facepalms
    [01/04/20 23:38] MaGoHi:what is green and stands on the side of the road?
    [01/04/20 23:38] :Aelis chuckles
    [01/04/20 23:38] Ungod:that\'s the new emblem of Ireland, btw
    [01/04/20 23:38] Miq:lucky logan steaks mmmmm
    [01/04/20 23:39] Miq:bob, magohi
    [01/04/20 23:39] Ungod:run-down leprachaun?
    [01/04/20 23:39] Steno:Steve!
    [01/04/20 23:39] Ungod: (i misspelled that)
    [01/04/20 23:39] Ailith:a seasick hedgehog!
    [01/04/20 23:39] MaGoHi:-----> a frogtitute
    [01/04/20 23:39] :Ailith laughs loudly
    [01/04/20 23:39] Ungod:oh, that was bad.
    [01/04/20 23:40] Ungod:really, really bad.
    [01/04/20 23:40] Aelis:lol xD
    [01/04/20 23:40] :Ungod applauds
    [01/04/20 23:40] Dark Demon:What longer than short but is actually shorter than short?
    [01/04/20 23:40] MaGoHi:chew told me to come and tell bad jokes
    [01/04/20 23:40] :Steno joins in applause
    [01/04/20 23:40] Ungod:chewett knows you only too well, MAgo
    [01/04/20 23:40] MaGoHi:a short while
    [01/04/20 23:40] Dark Demon:Also hello everyone. Long time. Love you all
    [01/04/20 23:41] MaGoHi:dont love you but hi
    [01/04/20 23:41] Steno:Hello, *pushes dark up onto gazebo so he can be heard*
    [01/04/20 23:41] Aelis:Hey there
    [01/04/20 23:41] Ailith: *smiles warmly to DD* Hey!
    [01/04/20 23:41] Miq:why do flower turn toward the sun?
    [01/04/20 23:41] Dark Demon:Ailith!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    [01/04/20 23:41] :Ailith grins
    [01/04/20 23:41] :Dark Demon grins
    [01/04/20 23:42] Steno:Wait, Miq, we have to hear DD\'s answer.
    [01/04/20 23:42] Aelis:Ailith\'s longer than short and shorter than short?
    [01/04/20 23:42] MaGoHi:Always happy to see DD **
    [01/04/20 23:42] Steno:DD, please restate
    [01/04/20 23:42] Dark Demon: *repeats loundly* what is longer than short but is actually shorter than short?
    [01/04/20 23:42] Dark Demon: (loudly*)
    [01/04/20 23:43] Ailith:I am long AND short
    [01/04/20 23:43] Miq:shorts
    [01/04/20 23:43] MaGoHi:shorts
    [01/04/20 23:43] Dark Demon:"long"
    [01/04/20 23:43] Dark Demon:the word
    [01/04/20 23:43] Aelis:Tall
    [01/04/20 23:43] :Steno laughs
    [01/04/20 23:43] Aelis:Ah
    [01/04/20 23:43] Aelis:????
    [01/04/20 23:44] Chewett:My My what a turnout!
    [01/04/20 23:44] :Ailith laughs
    [01/04/20 23:44] Ungod:it took a while to get it :)))
    [01/04/20 23:44] Steno:Point to Aelis for being functionally close
    [01/04/20 23:44] Ailith:SHOUTS: All the chewy people :o!
    [01/04/20 23:44] Dark Demon:this is like
    [01/04/20 23:44] Dark Demon:when all the wookies got freed
    [01/04/20 23:44] :Steno looks around and is shocked
    [01/04/20 23:45] Ailith:Where is A? *looks at Chewy*
    [01/04/20 23:45] Aelis:Chew the Green is the frogtitute
    [01/04/20 23:45] Aelis:check his avy
    [01/04/20 23:45] Steno:It\'s Kashyyyk up in here
    [01/04/20 23:45] :Ailith laughs
    [01/04/20 23:45] :Steno laughs
    [01/04/20 23:45] Chew the Green:I am A obviously
    [01/04/20 23:45] Dark Demon:XD
    [01/04/20 23:45] Ailith:Ohhhh
    [01/04/20 23:46] :Steno gestures to Miq, Chew the Green can go next for some Brit humor
    [01/04/20 23:46] Ailith:Well I don\'t know.. *hands on hips in jokey sass*
    [01/04/20 23:46] Miq:well i wanted to know if you lot know why flowers turn to the sun
    [01/04/20 23:46] Dark Demon:Oh yes, Miq asked a question
    [01/04/20 23:47] Ungod:I think it\'s because they can\'t turn away from it
    [01/04/20 23:47] Steno:It\'s their sunny dispositions
    [01/04/20 23:47] Ungod:but then, what about photosynthesis, huh?
    [01/04/20 23:47] Ailith:They like warm faces?
    [01/04/20 23:47] Dark Demon:Because everything else throws too much shade at them
    [01/04/20 23:48] :Ailith laughs
    [01/04/20 23:48] Miq:-- they want to get a tan as soon as possible like everyone else
    [01/04/20 23:48] :Steno chuckles at DD\'s answer
    [01/04/20 23:48] Aelis:hahah nice one DD
    [01/04/20 23:48] :Dark Demon chuckles
    [01/04/20 23:48] Steno:Point to DD
    [01/04/20 23:48] Steno:Chew the Green *ushers him up top*
    [01/04/20 23:48] Sunfire:Because im just so interesting
    [01/04/20 23:49] :Chew the Green hops away
    [01/04/20 23:49] Dark Demon:bwahahah
    [01/04/20 23:49] :Steno laughs
    [01/04/20 23:49] Ungod:Steno, you have no control over your performers!
    [01/04/20 23:50] Ailith:nooo Green Chewy.. *hops after him*
    [01/04/20 23:50] Steno:Neither does life, but we make do!
    [01/04/20 23:50] Ungod:Why does a frog hop away?
    [01/04/20 23:50] Steno:Because it was always called a toady
    [01/04/20 23:50] MaGoHi:to get to the frogtitute
    [01/04/20 23:50] Dark Demon:Because it believes it can fly every time
    [01/04/20 23:50] Ungod:---> because it doesn\'t know how to tell jokes
    [01/04/20 23:51] Ungod: (this was made up on the spot, from seeing how frogs actually behave)
    [01/04/20 23:51] Ungod: (thus the MD biology lesson concludes)
    [01/04/20 23:51] Steno:Brits can be funny!
    [01/04/20 23:51] Aelis:I just thought of a really bad one.
    [01/04/20 23:51] Ailith:Yeah!
    [01/04/20 23:51] :Steno Hands the Miq to Aelis
    [01/04/20 23:52] :Ailith giggles
    [01/04/20 23:52] Steno:I meant mic, sorry. (no manhandling Miq, unless he\'s okay with it)
    [01/04/20 23:52] :Aelis laughs and takes the miq
    [01/04/20 23:52] :Miq slaps Steno around a bit with a large trout
    [01/04/20 23:52] Aelis:If you were to pick a MD creature to tell Miq\'s ginger dad joke, which one would it be?
    [01/04/20 23:52] :Steno cowers in fear of the trout, he doesn\'t know where that thing has been
    [01/04/20 23:52] :Dark Demon just pictures people sticking their faces and whispering close to Miq
    [01/04/20 23:53] Steno:TAINTED angien
    [01/04/20 23:53] Sunfire:Pimped grasan ofc!
    [01/04/20 23:53] Aelis:Good choices.
    [01/04/20 23:53] :Steno bows in favor of sunfire\'s answer
    [01/04/20 23:53] Ungod:the most harmless creature, Aelis. What if the creature gets the joke?
    [01/04/20 23:53] Dark Demon:Chew the green. I believe he is a creature
    [01/04/20 23:53] Aelis:xD
    [01/04/20 23:54] Aelis:----> a RUSTYgold DADhorn
    [01/04/20 23:54] :Steno snorts
    [01/04/20 23:54] Dark Demon:ooo
    [01/04/20 23:54] Ungod:that\'s pretty good, actually
    [01/04/20 23:54] Aelis:Sorry it\'s too lame *throws the miq back to Steno and runs away*
    [01/04/20 23:54] :Steno gestures at redneck or Chew to break their silence
    [01/04/20 23:54] Ungod:it\'s lame as in a dad joke, so it\'s pretty good
    [01/04/20 23:54] Aelis:Haha thanks, Ungod
    [01/04/20 23:54] Steno:Agreed
    [01/04/20 23:55] Dark Demon:if ailith were immortal, her name would be queen ailizabeth
    [01/04/20 23:55] Ungod: (my online list is broken, i see 36 players, but only 3 are shown)
    [01/04/20 23:55] Ungod: (is it like 20 frogs or seomthing?)
    [01/04/20 23:55] Ungod: (tell me, I NEED to know, or else I cant sleep tonight)
    [01/04/20 23:55] Steno: (not the playerlist bug! I\'m convinced Chew keeps doing this to convince someone else *nudge Mur* to fix it)
    [01/04/20 23:56] Dark Demon: (i see them all)
    [01/04/20 23:56] :Ailith laughs
    [01/04/20 23:56] Ungod: (so who are they?)
    [01/04/20 23:56] Ungod: ( chew\'s frogs?)
    [01/04/20 23:56] Steno:Well there IS one named Chew P, which is kind of gross and makes me have sympathy pains
    [01/04/20 23:56] Miq:CHEW to the A CHEW to the Y let me see some hands
    [01/04/20 23:57] Ailith:Woot!
    [01/04/20 23:57] :Steno waves hands to the beat
    [01/04/20 23:57] Dark Demon:LMAO steno
    [01/04/20 23:57] Sunfire: (dont see any)
    [01/04/20 23:57] Ungod:chew to the P chew to the A chew to the Y let me see some ca$$$?
    [01/04/20 23:57] :Steno silence
    [01/04/20 23:57] Ungod:ok, lemme say a kiddie joke
    [01/04/20 23:58] Miq:what are hair for?
    [01/04/20 23:58] Miq:oh go ahead
    [01/04/20 23:58] Steno:Let me see some toilet paper, that\'s what you mean
    [01/04/20 23:58] :Steno gestures to ungod
    [01/04/20 23:58] Ungod:What is a sea monster\'s breakfast?
    [01/04/20 23:58] Ungod: (it\'s really lame, i learned it in elementary)
    [01/04/20 23:59] Miq:toad
    [01/04/20 23:59] Steno:Popfish?
    [01/04/20 23:59] Ungod:----> fish and ships
    [01/04/20 23:59] Dark Demon:.....water
    [01/04/20 23:59] Dark Demon:oooo thats good lol
    [01/04/20 23:59] Aelis:haahhaha
    [01/04/20 23:59] Steno:Hahaha! Wait, for breakfast? Who eats that for breakfast? Itsn\'t that really heavy
    [02/04/20 00:00] :Steno claps in appreciation of Ungod\'s joke
    [02/04/20 00:00] Ungod:idk, apparently Brits eat bacon/sausage and beans for brakfast
    [02/04/20 00:00] Ungod:at least some ????
    [02/04/20 00:00] Dark Demon:and croatia eats brits for breakfast #fifaWCthrowback
    [02/04/20 00:00] Steno:We\'ll have to ask our resident Brits
    [02/04/20 00:00] Ungod:so fish and chips might also be ok? idk
    [02/04/20 00:01] Chewett:Yeah we do
    [02/04/20 00:01] Steno: *laughs* DD is onto something
    [02/04/20 00:01] Ailith:Full English breakfast is that
    [02/04/20 00:01] Steno:O.o Every time I\'ve been in London they\'ve LIED to me!
    [02/04/20 00:01] Miq:nurishing after a hard night
    [02/04/20 00:01] MaGoHi: (i like to give my gf sausage for breakfast too ** )
    [02/04/20 00:01] Steno:I thought it was just more beer!
    [02/04/20 00:02] Ungod: (okay, Mag, okay)
    [02/04/20 00:02] Dark Demon: (i dont think it will satisfy her hunger)
    [02/04/20 00:02] Dark Demon: (did i just go too far lmao jk)
    [02/04/20 00:02] Ungod: (throw in some beans)
    [02/04/20 00:02] Aelis: (lol Ungod)
    [02/04/20 00:02] Steno: (so bacon is just concilation)
    [02/04/20 00:03] Ungod: (bacon is for the males)
    [02/04/20 00:03] Miq: (richard and beans for breakfast, dear?)
    [02/04/20 00:03] :Steno hands miq back to himself
    [02/04/20 00:03] Dark Demon: *ahem* I believe Miq asked a joke
    [02/04/20 00:03] :Steno that sounded way worse than I meant it to
    [02/04/20 00:03] Ungod:damn, i lost track of time and didn\'t get my MB loyalty today
    [02/04/20 00:03] Miq:i asked if you know what are hair
    [02/04/20 00:04] Ungod:what is hair for?
    [02/04/20 00:04] :Steno ponders
    [02/04/20 00:04] Miq:you can take it like that yes
    [02/04/20 00:05] Miq:tho i do ask what are they
    [02/04/20 00:05] MaGoHi:a protective layer that keeps air between it and works as insulation
    [02/04/20 00:05] Dark Demon:Its a means of income for barbers
    [02/04/20 00:06] Miq:-----only known cure for baldness
    [02/04/20 00:06] Ungod:is this estonian folklore? was going to write
    [02/04/20 00:06] Dark Demon:Not really, I think decapitation is a good cure too
    [02/04/20 00:07] Miq:you are still bald
    [02/04/20 00:07] Ungod:but it\'s universal, i guess
    [02/04/20 00:07] Miq:on the neckhole
    [02/04/20 00:07] MaGoHi:what is a neckhole?
    [02/04/20 00:07] Steno:What MAg asked
    [02/04/20 00:07] :Miq grins
    [02/04/20 00:08] Ailith:"YOu are still bald.. on the neckhole" Quote of the year
    [02/04/20 00:08] Aelis:The esophagus
    [02/04/20 00:08] Dark Demon:lmaooo
    [02/04/20 00:08] Miq: [Video link]
    [02/04/20 00:08] Dark Demon:These jokes are 10x funny if you actually imagine and picture what people are saying
    [02/04/20 00:08] Ailith:after decapitation, the top of your body XD
    [02/04/20 00:08] MaGoHi:well yeah
    [02/04/20 00:09] Ungod:i sense it has something to do with asshole, but I don\'t know what
    [02/04/20 00:09] Steno: *steps up to gazebo* What MD player is the best to have dinner with?
    [02/04/20 00:10] Ungod:a nackhole could be ...the cousin
    [02/04/20 00:10] Aelis:Hmm
    [02/04/20 00:11] Miq:kets
    [02/04/20 00:11] Aelis:That\'s a good one
    [02/04/20 00:11] Ungod:ya
    [02/04/20 00:11] Dark Demon:Firestarter because I want my food to not go cold
    [02/04/20 00:11] Aelis:You could put food in her pockets
    [02/04/20 00:11] Ungod:..if you eat in the wilds, yes
    [02/04/20 00:12] Steno:--->Chew. It\'ll happen regardless.
    [02/04/20 00:12] Steno:Or Samon, if you\'re fishing for laughs
    [02/04/20 00:12] Miq:i\'m a no chew kind a man you know
    [02/04/20 00:12] Sunfire:Me! Im always modest and such
    [02/04/20 00:12] Ungod:i like that one, Steno
    [02/04/20 00:12] Lazarus:Just checked the number of infected in Italy, 110,000 now
    [02/04/20 00:12] Dark Demon:I mean... it is true that you have to CHEW your food but still...
    [02/04/20 00:13] Lazarus:Most of the have pasta way
    [02/04/20 00:13] Ungod:tho it\'s the abbreviatio that makes it work
    [02/04/20 00:13] Miq:no you don\'t have to chew your food
    [02/04/20 00:13] Miq:popostrus
    [02/04/20 00:13] :Miq shivers
    [02/04/20 00:13] Miq:you take the plate and the spoon regardless of what is on the plate
    [02/04/20 00:13] :Steno winces
    [02/04/20 00:14] Miq:and use the spoon to pushh the plate emty to wide mouth
    [02/04/20 00:14] Steno:I liked it Lazy, just dark
    [02/04/20 00:14] Steno:Sun, have you told one yet?
    [02/04/20 00:15] Sunfire:I lost my humorus bone im afraid
    [02/04/20 00:15] Ungod:he\'s here just for laughs
    [02/04/20 00:15] Miq:it must have been all that complainig sunny
    [02/04/20 00:15] Ungod:but hey, i haven\'t heard him laugh.
    [02/04/20 00:16] Steno:The ulna must have been sad Sunfire
    [02/04/20 00:16] Lazarus:Sorry Steno
    [02/04/20 00:16] Ungod:sunny, you either laugh or make people laugh. there\'s no other way
    [02/04/20 00:16] Lazarus:I\'m sending Olive my prayers as we speak
    [02/04/20 00:17] Steno: (you\'re good lazarus. I laughed at it) Want to go again Laz?
    [02/04/20 00:17] :Steno tries to usher Lazarus up onto gazebo
    [02/04/20 00:18] Lazarus:Sure,I but cannoli do so much jokes
    [02/04/20 00:18] MRF:can we attack chew or no?
    [02/04/20 00:18] :Steno grins
    [02/04/20 00:18] Miq:try some nokki in between
    [02/04/20 00:19] Miq: (njokki)
    [02/04/20 00:19] Ungod:gnocchi?
    [02/04/20 00:19] Miq:yeah
    [02/04/20 00:20] Steno:If you attack chew, you still should swallow, MRF
    [02/04/20 00:20] Aelis:Oh you mean like those gnocchi gnocchi jokes?
    [02/04/20 00:20] :MRF fails to defeat Chew K
    [02/04/20 00:20] Ungod:i don\'t know any gnocchi jokes, I thought those are for eating?
    [02/04/20 00:20] :Miq facepalms
    [02/04/20 00:21] Miq:you do eat everything eh?
    [02/04/20 00:21] Aelis:
    [02/04/20 00:21] :MRF gutted Chew E
    [02/04/20 00:21] Steno: *hops on gazebo* Why did the masseuse go out of business?
    [02/04/20 00:21] :Sunfire steps away
    [02/04/20 00:22] :Dhyone finished Miq and took all ☻29 heads.
    [02/04/20 00:22] Ungod: (no, srsly, gnocchi are a type of food)
    [02/04/20 00:22] Miq: (i know)
    [02/04/20 00:22] :MRF thrashed Chew F and took all ☻5 heads.
    [02/04/20 00:22] :Dhyone wins against Aelis
    [02/04/20 00:22] Steno: (seriously good too)
    [02/04/20 00:22] Miq: (made them for dinner today)
    [02/04/20 00:22] Aelis: (I know, I tried doing something with knock knock jokes)
    [02/04/20 00:22] :MRF hammered Chew G
    [02/04/20 00:22] :Dhyone overpowered Ungod
    [02/04/20 00:23] :MRF destroyed Chew I
    [02/04/20 00:23] Ungod: (well, i thought it\'s soemthing that I don\'t know)
    [02/04/20 00:23] Lazarus:You know who\'s good at knock knock jokes?
    [02/04/20 00:23] Steno:--->She could sense gnocchi
    [02/04/20 00:23] Lazarus:Jehova\'s witnesses
    [02/04/20 00:23] Ungod: (because there is a gnocca after all)
    [02/04/20 00:23] :MRF battered Chew J
    [02/04/20 00:23] :Steno hands mic to Lazarus
    [02/04/20 00:23] :Dhyone stomped Lazarus
    [02/04/20 00:23] Lazarus:Oh no Steno, I just ran out of thyme
    [02/04/20 00:23] Aelis:Looks like Dhyone didn\'t like your joke
    [02/04/20 00:23] Steno:*rolls on floor laughing
    [02/04/20 00:23] :MRF finished Chew L
    [02/04/20 00:23] :Miq fought Dhyone and took all ☻29 heads.
    [02/04/20 00:23] Lazarus:He must be a Jehova\'s witness
    [02/04/20 00:23] :Steno laughs
    [02/04/20 00:23] :Dhyone laughs
    [02/04/20 00:24] Miq:he just got his heads mixed
    [02/04/20 00:24] :MRF subjugated Chew M
    [02/04/20 00:24] :MRF pounded Chew N
    [02/04/20 00:24] Aelis:You guys are on fire
    [02/04/20 00:24] Steno:Too bad sun left
    [02/04/20 00:24] :MRF stomped Chew O
    [02/04/20 00:24] Aelis:Unfortunately I need to go now.
    [02/04/20 00:24] Aelis:It\'s been great! Thanks for hosting this, Steno.
    [02/04/20 00:24] Steno:One more!
    [02/04/20 00:24] Ungod:i\'m out too
    [02/04/20 00:25] Miq:oh
    [02/04/20 00:25] :MRF overcame Chew P
    [02/04/20 00:25] Steno: *tossing Miq to Aelis* can\'t take it back yet
    [02/04/20 00:25] Aelis:Hopefully we can make it a thing. Have a good one, folks.
    [02/04/20 00:25] Miq:what is warmer than a good coat?
    [02/04/20 00:25] :MRF stomped Chew Q
    [02/04/20 00:25] MaGoHi:a better coat
    [02/04/20 00:25] :MRF overwhelmed Chew R
    [02/04/20 00:25] :Aelis quickly passes miq to miq
    [02/04/20 00:25] Ungod:a good wife, they say >.>
    [02/04/20 00:25] Steno:A good woman
    [02/04/20 00:25] :MRF thrashed Chew S
    [02/04/20 00:25] :Miq chews miq
    [02/04/20 00:25] :Dhyone fails to defeat MaGoHi
    [02/04/20 00:26] Miq:--- two good coats
    [02/04/20 00:26] Aelis:^ realm breaks.
    [02/04/20 00:26] Ungod:lol
    [02/04/20 00:26] Ungod:yeah
    [02/04/20 00:26] :Steno facepalms
    [02/04/20 00:26] Ungod:good night all
    [02/04/20 00:26] Steno:Goodnight Aelis and Ungod
    [02/04/20 00:26] Aelis:See you around
    [02/04/20 00:26] Lazarus:Bye Aelis
    [02/04/20 00:26] Lazarus:Here today, gone tomato
    [02/04/20 00:26] Steno: *hops onto gazebo* How does the moon cut his hair?
    [02/04/20 00:27] Miq:call the ghostbusters
    [02/04/20 00:27] Ailith:eclipse it
    [02/04/20 00:27] Lazarus:He hires José
    [02/04/20 00:27] Steno:--->eclipse it
    [02/04/20 00:28] Steno: *laughs at LAzarus* point to Ailith!
    [02/04/20 00:28] :Dhyone routed Ungod
    [02/04/20 00:28] Ailith: *grins* and on that note I have to sleep! Thank you very much, Steno
    [02/04/20 00:28] :Dhyone finished Miq and took all ☻29 heads.
    [02/04/20 00:28] Ailith:Goodnight everyone!
    [02/04/20 00:29] Steno:You\'re welcome Ailith, we\'ll reconvene next year I hope
    [02/04/20 00:29] :Lazarus looks at Ailith then to Steno
    [02/04/20 00:29] Steno:Dhyone, why don\'t you tell us a joke while you beat everyone up?
    [02/04/20 00:29] Lazarus:Cheese probably really tired
    [02/04/20 00:29] Ailith: *waves and wanders off towards the East* I hope so!
    [02/04/20 00:29] :Dhyone routed Lazarus
    [02/04/20 00:29] :Ailith facepalms at Lazarus as she walks and giggles
    [02/04/20 00:29] :MRF maimed Chew U
    [02/04/20 00:30] :MRF destroyed Chew V
    [02/04/20 00:30] :Dhyone thinks: That\'s the joke
    [02/04/20 00:30] Steno:Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you Lazarus, the resurrected king of oneliners!
    [02/04/20 00:30] :MRF overpowered Chew W
    [02/04/20 00:30] Steno:Not Chew U! Spit yourself back out!
    [02/04/20 00:30] :MRF beat Chew X
    [02/04/20 00:30] Miq:man with the missing pagefeed button
    [02/04/20 00:30] :MRF grabs Chew Y
    [02/04/20 00:31] Lazarus:Will this become a pizza MD history?
    [02/04/20 00:31] MRF:noooo icant learn my abcs they arent all mp3 curse you chew
    [02/04/20 00:31] Steno: *laughs* Just a slice
    [02/04/20 00:31] Miq:that was cheesy
    [02/04/20 00:32] Steno:One of the kids I work with told me this: Want to hear a joke?
    [02/04/20 00:32] Steno:Hawaiian pizza
    [02/04/20 00:33] Steno:Then he got this stupid big grin on his face and walked away.
    [02/04/20 00:33] Lazarus:Lol
    [02/04/20 00:33] MRF:1369 more honor to find
    [02/04/20 00:33] :Dhyone disbanded Lazarus
    [02/04/20 00:33] Steno:MRF, you have any jokes?
    [02/04/20 00:33] Lazarus:Wanna hear a quote that Hellen Keller wrote?
    [02/04/20 00:34] Lazarus:"jd*&9fh3 c sijhf 9 g0398 hwjksjdbfb"
    [02/04/20 00:34] MRF:magicduel
    [02/04/20 00:34] :Dhyone disbanded Sunfire and took all ☻18 heads.
    [02/04/20 00:34] :MRF walks away
    [02/04/20 00:35] :Miq grins
    [02/04/20 00:35] :Dhyone wins against Ungod
    [02/04/20 00:35] :Steno laughs
    [02/04/20 00:35] Miq:quess i ought to sleep also
    [02/04/20 00:36] :Dhyone subjugated Miq
    [02/04/20 00:36] Steno:Goodnight miq, trout you\'ll have trouble sleeping now
    [02/04/20 00:36] Steno:ooh, might sleep even better after what dhyone just did
    [02/04/20 00:36] Miq:io trouts aboutit
    [02/04/20 00:37] Lazarus:Dhyone likes receiving heads
    [02/04/20 00:37] :Steno rolls on floor laughing
    [02/04/20 00:38] Lazarus:Pretty ironic from someone who likes woods
    [02/04/20 00:38] :Dhyone wins against Lazarus
    [02/04/20 00:38] :Steno chuckles
    [02/04/20 00:38] MRF:unless fighting excites them
    [02/04/20 00:39] Steno:j0uyh25
    [02/04/20 00:39] Steno:Ugghhh... (cats, sorry)
    [02/04/20 00:39] MRF:show us said cat
    [02/04/20 00:40] Steno: *hops on gazebo* what do you call a fake noodle?
    [02/04/20 00:40] :Dhyone overcame Ungod
    [02/04/20 00:40] Steno: (check forum, profile picture, the fat orange tabby)
    [02/04/20 00:40] :Dhyone hammered Miq
    [02/04/20 00:41] :Dhyone hammered Sunfire
    [02/04/20 00:41] Steno:--> an impasta
    [02/04/20 00:42] Steno:Why is the traffic in italy so bad?
    [02/04/20 00:42] Lazarus:Lol
    [02/04/20 00:42] Lazarus:Because people are on the streets fusili reasons?
    [02/04/20 00:42] Steno:--->it cannoli move so fast
    [02/04/20 00:43] :Dhyone wins against Lazarus
    [02/04/20 00:43] Steno:O.O That\'s a good one too!
    [02/04/20 00:44] Lazarus:But seriously I hope Italy gets out of this situation soon
    [02/04/20 00:44] Steno:Oops, I\'ve used like 8 jokes. Oh well
    [02/04/20 00:45] Steno:For real. I\'m worried about once this stops because tourism is a large part of GDP as well.
    [02/04/20 00:46] Lazarus:Yeah. Shame, you never sausage a tragic thing
    [02/04/20 00:46] :Dhyone wins against Ungod
    [02/04/20 00:46] :Dhyone wins against Sunfire
    [02/04/20 00:46] Lazarus:It was a farfalle from grace
    [02/04/20 00:46] Steno:Food jokes are where it\'s at, eh?
    [02/04/20 00:47] MRF:all my joke are innapropriate for md
    [02/04/20 00:47] Steno:What are a computer\'s favorite snacks?
    [02/04/20 00:47] :Dhyone wins against Lazarus
    [02/04/20 00:47] Lazarus:I feel you mrf
    [02/04/20 00:48] Steno:  computer chips 
    [02/04/20 00:48] Lazarus:Yes
    [02/04/20 00:48] :Steno passes mic to MRF
    [02/04/20 00:49] MRF:how many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb
    [02/04/20 00:49] MaGoHi:one german one
    [02/04/20 00:49] Steno:a mousy ton
    [02/04/20 00:50] MRF:2 dont ask me how they fit inside to do it though
    [02/04/20 00:50] :Dhyone overwhelmed Ungod
    [02/04/20 00:50] :Dhyone wins against Miq
    [02/04/20 00:50] :Steno laughs
    [02/04/20 00:50] :Dhyone wins against Sunfire
    [02/04/20 00:51] MRF:the rest are racist
    [02/04/20 00:52] MRF:is you think those puns were bad wait until you sea mine
    [02/04/20 00:52] Steno:shucks, that\'s too bad (I\'ll brb, I have to go make sure cats didn\'t break the bar cart-that\'s what it sounds like)
    [02/04/20 00:52] MRF:my puns are koala tea
    [02/04/20 00:53] :appiek plunders ☻2 heads by attacking Steno
    [02/04/20 00:53] Lazarus:I had an asian gf before but I didn\'t know what kind she was until we reached third base
    [02/04/20 00:53] MRF::))))
    [02/04/20 00:53] :Dhyone wins against Lazarus
    [02/04/20 00:53] Lazarus:Her southern area were pixelated
    [02/04/20 00:54] Lazarus:I was like "NANI?"
    [02/04/20 00:55] MRF:if im sorry was enough we wouldnt have seppuku
    [02/04/20 00:55] Steno:I\'m so glad that was the joke I came back to
    [02/04/20 00:56] :Dhyone wins against Ungod
    [02/04/20 00:57] :Dhyone wins against Miq
    [02/04/20 00:57] :Dhyone wins against Sunfire
    [02/04/20 00:57] :appiek plunders ☻2 heads by attacking Steno
    [02/04/20 00:57] MRF:you must be a vegitable because when i saw you my first thought was lettuce (uh kiss)
    [02/04/20 00:58] Lazarus:I thought it was because she was in a wheelchair
    [02/04/20 00:59] Steno:Why did the baker put pickles in the bread
    [02/04/20 00:59] MRF:that just makes 69 crunchy
    [02/04/20 00:59] :Dhyone pounded Lazarus
    [02/04/20 00:59] Steno:His wife asked for dough with a dil
    [02/04/20 01:00] MRF:wa wa wa....
    [02/04/20 01:00] :Dhyone beat redneck and took all ☻6 heads.
    [02/04/20 01:00] Steno:What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
    [02/04/20 01:00] MRF:where you put the carrot
    [02/04/20 01:00] Steno:sno balls
    [02/04/20 01:01] Lazarus:lol
    [02/04/20 01:01] Steno:my first time hearing that joke I said where the carrot goes too, apparently most people think it is snow balls
    [02/04/20 01:01] MRF:most people are dumb
    [02/04/20 01:01] Steno:what\'s the saddest cheese?
    [02/04/20 01:02] :Dhyone wins against Ungod
    [02/04/20 01:02] :Dhyone thrashed Miq
    [02/04/20 01:02] Lazarus:Blue
    [02/04/20 01:02] MRF:dropped cheese
    [02/04/20 01:02] Steno:bleu cheese
    [02/04/20 01:02] :Dhyone conquered Sunfire
    [02/04/20 01:03] Lazarus:What do you call a group picture of disabled people
    [02/04/20 01:03] Lazarus:Nevermind, too dark
    [02/04/20 01:03] Steno:Did you know that diarrhea is hereditary?
    [02/04/20 01:03] Steno:--->it runs in your jeans
    [02/04/20 01:03] :Dhyone wins against Lazarus
    [02/04/20 01:04] MRF:veggie tales?
    [02/04/20 01:04] Lazarus:Vegetable salad recipe
    [02/04/20 01:05] :Dhyone clubbered redneck
    [02/04/20 01:05] Lazarus:Dhyone must be feeling good right now
    [02/04/20 01:05] Lazarus:After hours of pounding us he finally burst
    [02/04/20 01:06] Steno:Why are lemons always looking so down?
    [02/04/20 01:06] Lazarus:Obrigada
    [02/04/20 01:06] :Dhyone subjugated Ungod
    [02/04/20 01:06] Steno:They\'re never in the limelight
    [02/04/20 01:06] :Dhyone crippled Miq
    [02/04/20 01:06] :Dhyone slaughtered Sunfire
    [02/04/20 01:08] MRF:who would win a programing contest jesus or the devil?
    [02/04/20 01:09] MRF:jesus because he knows how to save
    [02/04/20 01:10] Steno:Dang, that\'s good
    [02/04/20 01:10] Lazarus:Aquaman is afraid of him though
    [02/04/20 01:10] Lazarus:He can turn him into wine
    [02/04/20 01:10] :Dhyone routed redneck
    [02/04/20 01:11] :Steno laughs
    [02/04/20 01:12] :Dhyone battered Lazarus
    [02/04/20 01:12] :Dhyone clubbered Ungod
    [02/04/20 01:13] MRF:how long does it take Mur to screw in a lightbulb?
    [02/04/20 01:13] :Dhyone mutilated Miq
    [02/04/20 01:13] :Dhyone crippled Sunfire
    [02/04/20 01:13] MRF:3 months till chew gets tired of hearing about it and does it himself
    [02/04/20 01:14] Lazarus:45 years
    [02/04/20 01:14] Steno:No clue, has he finished it
    [02/04/20 01:15] :Dhyone finished redneck
    [02/04/20 01:16] :Lazarus wins against Sunfire
    [02/04/20 01:16] :Lazarus wins against Ungod
    [02/04/20 01:16] Steno:alright, any last jokes before I take log?
    [02/04/20 01:16] :Lazarus wins against Miq
    [02/04/20 01:16] :Dhyone vanquished Lazarus
    [02/04/20 01:17] MRF:steno
    [02/04/20 01:17] :Dhyone wins against Ungod
    [02/04/20 01:17] Steno:Yup?
    [02/04/20 01:17] MRF:that was my alst one
    [02/04/20 01:17] :Dhyone hammered Miq
    [02/04/20 01:17] :Steno runs and cries in corner
    [02/04/20 01:18] :Dhyone wins against Sunfire
    [02/04/20 01:18] Lazarus:What does chew\'s mom used to yell at him when won\'t eat the carrot that was just sitting in his mouth?
    [02/04/20 01:19] Lazarus:CHEWETT!
    [02/04/20 01:19] :Dhyone sliced redneck
    [02/04/20 01:20] Steno:Lol, saw that one coming, but then again so did she, right before she swall
    [02/04/20 01:20] Steno:ooh, nevermind about that one
    [02/04/20 01:20] Steno:log time
    [02/04/20 01:20] MRF:nice
    [02/04/20 01:20] :Steno used the Acousticremains stone to temporarily learn the Acousticremains spell
    [02/04/20 01:21] :Steno log
    [02/04/20 01:21] Steno:crap, I forgot how spells work
    [02/04/20 01:21] :Dhyone wins against Lazarus
    [02/04/20 01:21] Steno:##log##
    [02/04/20 01:22] :Dhyone wins against Ungod
    [02/04/20 01:22] Steno:##
    [02/04/20 01:22] :[Spell] ##stenos##
    </log>
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    DARK DEMON reacted to Lazarus in Map Identity Problem   
    This is an incredible feature worthy of being placed in the wish shop, but it has its own issues, in particular, the crowded places problem. I've observed this during Chewett's cake party and Steno's April Fool's event.
    If there are few people in one spot (1-3 players) it looks fine, but more than that, they just cover each other. Mur's solution to this was to increase the intervals between the colored dots that represents the players, but it creates another problem where one can't actually point out where that player is.
    I may have a solution for this, it follows the same mechanics, only this time, if there are two (or three) or more players in a location, say the GoE, it will become a shaded place on a map (I used orange because, well, Mur) the more people there are, the bigger this shade will become.
    An example image:

    GoE at this point will have several players on it, hence the size, while MDP will have fewer than four or so. 
    Now, when you hover the cursor over the shaded section, it will display the coordinates along with the playernames who are presently in that location. See below:

     
    This is just a mockup, the shade color can be changed, the colored dots can even be beside the playernames in the box to distinguish what Mindpower they belong to.
    This will be easier for those who purchased this feature and can be very useful for a plethora of different things, or if you exhaust your locate spell, too.
    Let me know what you think.
     
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    DARK DEMON reacted to Tissy in Map Identity Problem   
    Agree. The interface interaction could be based on the location other than players. 
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    DARK DEMON reacted to Steno in Citizenship Accepted!!!   
    Hello everyone!
    I am so incredibly excited to be considered part of Marind Bell! It is the land I by far spent the most time in before my slumber. Before land loyalty was a thing. I have always felt more at home at MBthan elsewhere. I love that MB is such an open land yet shows just the surface of all of its many secrets to any who enter. I believe that membership in MB means an obligation to seek knowledge and provide assistance to new players, after all, that is why our threshold has visible gates.
    I am truly excited to continue my story in MB, to continue my research and to learn more of this realm.
    Thabk you for having the faith and trust in me to vote for me!
    steno
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    DARK DEMON got a reaction from Steno in Weekly silver   
    Ahh... V for Vendetta and Interstellar were on my top list too ???? 
    But that's okay... other favorites of mine are Shawshank Redemption,  Inception, The Prestige,  and The Martian.
    At first I didn't know why I loved them so much. I am a Nolan fan, sure, but then I realized there's more to it. All these movies have beautiful self narrations. And I'm a sucker for those ???? 
     
    P.S: you chose a wonderful topic for quarantine lol everyone has a ton of options now 
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    DARK DEMON reacted to mirus in Weekly silver   
    my fav food would be something called he ye fan, which is lotus leaf wrapped glutinous rice. 
    Marinated meats such as pork or chicken, together with mushrooms, and some chinese sausages, or liver sausages are encased in glutinous rice which is then wrapped in lotus leaf and steamed. When done well, the rice comes out nice and sticky, though not mushy, and is filled with the fragrance of the lotus leaf and the savoriness of the meat juices it has soaked up while cooking. The fragrance of the lotus leaf is what makes it for me. It adds a whole new dimension of experience when eating it that i rarely find in other dishes. It is foremost savory and slightly sweet from the marinate, but all amidst the backdrop of a very gentle fragrance that is somewhat like tea due to the it coming from a leaf too, yet is oddly paired really well with savory meats. And I get to enjoy both the amazing joy of eating something savory and the nice elegance of a wonderful fragrance in every bite.  i love it.
    This is a picture i found online for i do not have the skills necessary  to make this dish. I hope it helps give a better idea what it is like.

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    DARK DEMON got a reaction from Kaya in Weekly silver   
    "This is space. It does not cooperate. There will come a point where everything's gonna go south on you and you're gonna say 'this is it, this is how I end'. Now you can either accept that or you can get to work. You just begin. You do the math and solve one problem. Then the next problem, and the next, and if you solve enough problems you get to come home."
     
    I often replace the word 'space' with 'life' and it helps me a lot. You never know how much is 'enough' until you actually put in the effort. You must begin without any certainty that everything will work according to plan, and if you manage to do so then you will be rewarded for it I guarantee you. You don't have to solve every problem; you can't solve every problem. But making the effort on what you CAN solve.... that's the difference between those who succeed and add to society, and those who just leech from it.
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    DARK DEMON reacted to Aia del Mana in About regen timers   
    Presently, as I do observe, there are some issues both conceptually, and in terms of balance.

    Presently, it appears that Action-Points, or as I had suggested it be renamed, "Willpower", were the only numeric resource where one may simply refresh of these by clicking upon some boots. As these did grant to most points above the maximum, one could consider that the maximum Willpower should be inconsequential as long as these were in existence and one did possess of a regeneration interval long enough that one could go whithersoever one did please without regard to one's maximum value.

    If one were to restore of value to the maximum Willpower/Action-Points that one should attempt to achieve, there could be consideration for the following, which all achieve value in increasing the maximum, although by different methodology:

    1. Removal of the boots that do grant of these points in excess, or at least a cost to use the boots, such as heating of them in Necrovion; or mayhap, that the accessible (i.e. presently Non-Necrovian) boots should grant a number which were well below the usual maximum (e.g. boots that would set AP to 100 - this would retain of purpose, but also grant value to the maximum)

    2. Recoding of AP such that one cannot exceed one's maximum - making the maximum AP the limit to increase; this would require consideration of recoding many values within the realm so that they should eventually be accessible

    3. Regeneration should restore one's AP entirely or in proportion rather than a fixed numeric value (thus, increasing AP would increase the number regenerated per interval)

    4. AP maximum should have some other purpose in addition to that which were presently so (thus, the value of AP maximum would be dependent on the value of this additional purpose). An example for this would be that wearing armour/iwielding weapons would decrease the AP maximum when equipped - conceptually, this could be considered that one's willpower were less when one were wearing of heavier armour, given it's burdensome nature; removing of these would restore of the lost willpower maximum.

    As for the regeneration interval:

    If one's regeneration interval should restore of AP to maximum, then it may be reasonable to also increase the interval, either proportionally or otherwise, depending on the presence of other sources of AP (such as the aforementioned boots). It doth appear that the advantage of a long interval were in the presence of sources that would grant points (of vitality or AP or otherwise) above one's maximum, whereas if these were not present, then there would be an advantage in a more brief interval. This were a careful balance, but it doth not make conceptual sense that one should be able to hold of greater willpower for a longer duration if one merely takes longer to recoup of't.


    In summary:
    AP, and consequently, maximum AP, were essentially free presently; that which were free to all and in abundance shall hold of little or no value in exchange; this must change. It may be reasonable to balance the regeneration interval around such a change.
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    DARK DEMON reacted to Steno in The Power of Emails   
    Hello MD community!
    It has truly been along time! I had dwelled among you about a dozen years ago and played consistently for at least half a year. I even managed to try to do a promotional thingy for MD where I managed the game's ratings on other sites (and tried to get us hosted on others as well). I had a lot of fun, well I never beat BigC, but I did have a lot of fun.
    Then... my computer broke and I couldn't get a new one for 6 months, which led me to stop being a part of this community.
    I am so glad that I was summoned back through electronic communication. Apparently the spell that Mur cast, called MagicDuels was not through with me yet. Nor was I through with it. 
    May both MD and myself keep growing!
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    DARK DEMON reacted to lashtal in Bad/Funny/Strange Roleplay thread   
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    DARK DEMON reacted to Chewett in Bad/Funny/Strange Roleplay thread   
    This cracked me up:

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    DARK DEMON got a reaction from Lazarus in Weekly silver   
    "This is space. It does not cooperate. There will come a point where everything's gonna go south on you and you're gonna say 'this is it, this is how I end'. Now you can either accept that or you can get to work. You just begin. You do the math and solve one problem. Then the next problem, and the next, and if you solve enough problems you get to come home."
     
    I often replace the word 'space' with 'life' and it helps me a lot. You never know how much is 'enough' until you actually put in the effort. You must begin without any certainty that everything will work according to plan, and if you manage to do so then you will be rewarded for it I guarantee you. You don't have to solve every problem; you can't solve every problem. But making the effort on what you CAN solve.... that's the difference between those who succeed and add to society, and those who just leech from it.
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    DARK DEMON reacted to Kaya in A rite of passage   
    2 December 2019, Samon passed on. 
     
    Samon has always been a reflection of myself, he was myself. However as time went on the part of me he reflects became weaker and weaker. Samon has been death within the realm of MD for several years and with good reason. I won't go into details as to how and why, but over the last week things happened that made me realize Samon is no more. 
    This passage is not a sad occurrence, I'd even say it's a rather happy one. Even if I haven't been very active, MD has been a major part of my life. Therefore I feel like I can't move on without tying things up here.
    I might be on Samon a few more times during the coming weeks, but as nothing more than a shadow of the past. After that I'll probably leave MD for some time, but I do plan on returning at some point in a new shape.
    To all who knew me, fare well, and I hope we'll meet again in the next life. Now excuse me, I have to go to a meeting with Marind.
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    DARK DEMON reacted to ignnus in I'm Starting a Novell /Any Help appreciated!   
    Warning! Some violence and what not.
    Chapter 27 - A sad farewell
    Gibberish Rant about Hollywood:
    I saw Joker on the theater yesterday. I can't recommend it enough. I was ready to get extremely dissapointed 
    and curse Holywood's seven generation of family again or just plain out leave in the middle. Duh its River Phoenix from
    'Her; and you know Holywood (soul mafia of +2000s). It left me hot and cold (that's a good thing in this case). It
    seems Holywood decided between what they were doing and survival, it was better to stop pandering to u-know-whos and
    trying to just roll over one group of folks instead of bringing people together. I can't wait to see more ambitious
    movies (i wanna see masterpieces (at least in ambition)) without politics and less and less exporting(i'm sad to say injecting) of trademark strongarming(strangleholding) and in European case pessimism. Now, i never believed people can change
    (nor they should) but maybe organizations can. When i pay for a movie i don't wanna add insult to injury,ie i'm being
    brainwashed by an extremely bitter person with a good solid education or what ever. I wanna enjoy the movie etcc... 
    so does everyone else. Anyway movie was super and i'm darn inspired thus sparked another chapter. Here ye go.

     
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    DARK DEMON reacted to Ungod in I'm starting a novel/reputation needed   
    I get random ideas at random times, and today, when I opened the MD forum, I saw Ignnus' topic. Then I thought 'Why not?'.
    But I lack the time to write something elaborate, so it'll be some gag stuff. Also, I need reputation to keep going. Positive or negative, it doesn't matter. Hit the down/up button and I will continue writing new 'episodes'.  
    Today, it's 'The Necrovion Cafe'.
    Ignnus was dragging his feet across the Necrovion wasteland. After he left the House hours ago, he managed to climb all the stairs without assistance and was now contemplating death. After all, what else was he to do while leaning on the graveyard brick wall, wheezing like a geezer?
    I'm tired of this ****, he mumbled. 
    The priests were doing their habitual techno dance around the literate bonfire. Ignnus must have lost it seeing them, because he started to scream:
    I'm tired of this SHIIIIIT! I want asphalt! I want a hat, I want a gas mask and...and...a coffee would be great...'
    The priests were too busy to stop and listen, but out of nowhere, a shade appeared.
    Did you say... coffee? it asked.
    Yeah, said Ignnus. Do you have some?
    There is a price to pay...for everything, the shade smirked.
    Price? scoffed Ignnus. I would KILL for a cup of coffee. How's that for a price?
    The shade chuckled. 'It seems we have found what to motivate our troops with, Master.'
    ...………...…......…………………………………...…………………...…………......………......…......…………...…………..
    Ignnus was sipping his freshly-baked beans coffee, with sugar cane and sour cream on top, at the Necrovion Café. He looked as happy as a corporate employee at lunch - only he carried a bazooka on his back. Somewhere, the Shade Sentinel was grinning. 
     
     
     
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    DARK DEMON reacted to Sunfire in Equilibrium tourney IV   
    The tournament has finished, be prepared to greet your new champion!
    but let us begin with the beginning, the fight for bronze: Ledah vs No one
    No one was so impressed with Ledah's path through the tournament he kindly bowed out to maintian his honor. (Or the other world kept him from completing his fight is in a reasonable timeframe).
    Leaving the MD truest fossil as bronze medalist, proving that age is just a number!
     
    And now, the main event, the legendary fight between a (former) king and a god! Jubaris vs Chewett!
    this much anticipated battle more than delivered, these two oldtimers exchanged jabs without a second thought. when the bell ran and the fight was over only one was left standing... the one and only...
    well done, well done. and as his armor showed not an easy win. a 3-1 result however giving a clear image that his victory was hardfought.
    of course our losing finalist deserves praisings too, a tournament regular that always ends up in the top is certainly a sign of skill.
    from the discussion during and after the brawl we have gathered some interesting information, here are some reactions from our finalists:
    Jubaris has shown his skill in battle throughout many times over, this is a key example of his wisdom:
    as for our finalist, only a mastermind strategy could be used to earn this crown, this is what he had to say on the matter:
    Clear signs these gentlemen are at the top of the foodchain!
     
    And for now the most important part the rewards:
    1) Chewett:
    the honor of carrying the title of Equilibrium Champion
    1 WP
    1 anniv creature
    Golden wreath 
    2) Jubaris:
    4 gold coins
    1 anniv creature
    3) Ledah
    2 gold coins
    1 anniv creature
     
    This concludes this Equilibrium tournament. I would like to thank all contestans for making this tourney a truely challenging experience. I'd also like to thank the treasury for their generous donations towards our victors.
    I hope to see you all again next edition. And who knows you could be the next Champion! 
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    DARK DEMON reacted to Vicious in Where have the years gone?   
    Gosh, it's been quite a while since I've spoken to anyone here. Even the odd person I kept in touch with, I have the last messages sent... A year ago. 
    I'm reading over stuff, thinking about the past and the people in it. It's weird to think that other people have been getting on with their own lives. I kind of imagine the people that "lived" here as not ever really ageing or changing in the least. Obviously, I watched people change in front of my eyes and just didn't really ever notice it. I wish I could hear everyone's stories since the last time I spoke to them, to see if everyone else has changed as much as I imagine they have. I'd be surprised if they hadn't to be honest. 
    I'm don't know how things are going at the minute. I haven't asked, I don't really want to. In my mind, this is the place it always used to be back when I used to frequent it. There's honestly a special place in my heart for the people and places here, and it makes me tear up a little to type that, feeling silly as all heck as I do. I don't know whether this is a Hello, or a Goodbye, or what else it really could be. Something I can't put into words. That's a bit unlike me, these days. I like to think that I'm just a tad more articulate, flowery, expressive, whatever.
    I've had a lot of issues with expression in the past. Perhaps I wanted people to notice when I radically changed? I don't think they did, or they were kind enough to not point it out in a rude way. Maybe that's why I chose this sort of shapeshifter persona, despite how outright irritating that must have been back in the day. I loved to play characters and switch things up, and I think a lot of that was finding myself, as sappy as it reads to my own eyes. I guess my real point here is just in a way that I probably gave off a lot of wrong impressions. I don't mean that in a fake way. I'm not really planning on re/kindling up a bunch of friendships. I didn't know how to get across what I wanted sometimes. Fake hostility probably came out a lot as real hostility. This applies to EVERYONE I ever spoke to at any point. I can't say I've ever... Really, truly, actually despised anyone here, or even remotely disliked anyone for longer than a minute. No, not even you.
    It's bittersweet to read over things. Surprisingly, more sweet than bitter. I can't put my finger on it. I feel detached from who I used to be, though as a few people have alluded to in the past, I'm a different person entirely publicly and privately, normally. 
    Maybe some of you haven't had a break (and I type that assuming this is going to be read by anyone, I'm fairly sure it isn't.) Maybe you're thinking about what a random little thing this is. I sure am! I've been gone for years though, I think, and think I needed to say something, though I know I've said things along these lines before, but perhaps not as heartfelt as it is now, with all the experience and knowledge I've gotten under my belt since those times.
    Anti-climax. Apologies. Sorry for being an annoying little s- sugarcube. I appreciate beyond what I can express in words all the things that you did for me though, intentionally or not, well-intentioned or not.
    I love you all, best of luck in whatever you've moved onto since we last spoke, and I hope you're all as young-at-heart as you were back then too. Here's to... I guess... Seven years ago?
    ~VC
     
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    DARK DEMON reacted to Aia del Mana in Of Inner-magic - A Quest of the 14th Anniversary   
    I believe this shall be the most daring quest that I ever do create upon these Forums; it may end in utter failure, but it were my hope that it were not so.

    Among the most mysterious and poorly understood parts of the realm is Inner-Magic - that deemed such by Mur. In time past, there had been many who did possess a fragment of Inner-Magic to share with others of the realm, in reward for quests. I do believe Mur hath further fragments to grant, but this is not a quest that doth arise out of necessity; merely that I have been overly impressed of recent of the realm's brilliance.
    Thus do I offer this quest this anniversary:
    Create an Inner-Magic spell document, including all of its levels. The first were a description, and each level shall increase in depth; each level should be brief.

    An example of one in near-entirety may be found of the Timeless Shot spell - https://magicduel.com/index.php?pag=samplespell  - do note of the complexity of thought required to conceive of such magic.
    Aelis hath offered to judge of this quest, as one of the coveted Soldiers of the Inner Sun. I shall provide them as anonymous entries, so that he may judge them based on their quality.

    The quest entries shall be judged upon the close of the Anniversary such that the prizes may be awarded, but it may be that this quest shall persist, if there were sufficient interest and exceptional submissions.

    Rewards for this quest were as petitioned from Ailith and Chewett - A wishpoint to the submission best judged, and anniversary creatures to those placed second, and third. Do note that I shall ask further for anniversary creatures in reward if there were an excess of submissions that Aelis should deem deserving thereof. Submissions, as with mine other quests of the Anniversary, shall remain upon the Forum only.

    If all the submissions are deemed insufficient in quality, I do reserve the right to change the rewards accordingly, but this too I shall defer to Aelis.

    There is no guarantee that these will be deemed even remotely sufficient to even attract a passing glance from Mur for consideration of implementation; yet, the realm's brilliance has not failed me thus far. Murspeed.
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    DARK DEMON reacted to Fang Archbane in Alliances, Guilds, Etc   
    As far as alliances and guilds go, I'm about 90% sure the only "important" change "recently" (using that word loosely) would be when Eon traded in all his Mad Emperor points towards getting a Mansion renamed for his own use in the East, and then gave all his backing (at that point, just his word was left) to Sunfire for Eastern Emperor.
    DST also seems to think shes doing some harm to the CotE by killing Aia to disband it, but in reality shes just wasting her time.
    Aside from that, nothing overly important has happened when it comes to Guilds/Alliances.
    On other notes, Syrian became PermaMP6 during "testing", Sunfire earned (and I mean earned) MP7, as did Azull and Miq, oh and Miq became GGs new King.
    Azull earned the right to work with A25 as did a few others if memory serves and has been doing a damn good job on that front.
    Am I forgetting anything? Anyone? ( O.o)
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    DARK DEMON reacted to dst in Complaint on "One Man, Many voices" AL   
    Oh..I think I am the most patient person in this whole MD but this is not about that. It's about the fact that I called on your bs and now you are trying to bs me some more. Basically what 95% of MD population is doing: bragging with no real support. Because why not? Words don't cost anything.
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    DARK DEMON got a reaction from Fang Archbane in We have SUPERPOWERED Tools, now maybe someone could use them?   
    I have experience with A25 (second Labyrinth), even though that was years ago. Would love to get involved again.
    The stuff I am more interested is expanding the MD realm itself rather than modifying existing scenes.
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