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Edited November 12, 201411 yr by Ackshan Bemunah

You mean MD was just Romania contracting Mur to develop nuclear weapons from tomatoes?

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Edited November 12, 201411 yr by Ackshan Bemunah

On a MUD you "alias apir greet $*$;high5 $*$"

You search your shed for a basket to harvest your herb garden.

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Edited November 12, 201411 yr by Ackshan Bemunah

When md seems like a black hole that you can never truly escape (in a good way)

 

(Btw I have had dreams about md and woke up thinking what happened in the dream happened here... but then later found out that it didn't)

Your nightmares are the symptoms of (stricly saying) MagicDuel Addiction Syndrome. I heard rumors that the cure exists, but as you can see we are still caught up in this dream.

planning to transfer money to your spouse bank account you think it wont work because youre alts

the alts thing happend to me too :)))))) good one

You actually think that you can delete an email/text before the other person sees it.

 

(That one has probably been said some where... but I am too lazy to go through it all to see).

 

Wish that spicy pickles gives you enough energy (ap) to get through the day.

 

(If a spicy pickle give ap in MD... I can only imagine what coffee or energy drinks would do if added to MD. Mmmm expresso)

... MD chat sound becomes your irreplaceable instrument in each and every youtube song.

When you have a prolific online personality and the MD pages still come up first on google >.>

When you feel the need to kill Mur  (in MD)

 

When you threaten Mur.

 

When you debate / contradict Mur.

 

When you give negative reputation to Mur.

You've been awake for 28 hours but you still want to get your active day so you stay up for it....

You know you've been on MD too much, when you can no longer tell if the Person controls the Player, if the Player controls the Person, what the difference between the two is anymore, and define your own "Research" in and out of MD as one of many truths.

When the 80 20 rule (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pareto_principle) means:

Mur does 80% of the work in 20% of the time

Chew spends then next 80% of the time fixing/implementing the last 20% of code

*coughs* Hi Mur :P

When you have a dream where you have 12 adepts and randomly decide to become mp6

When you get neg rep from the one you're trying to help.

 

 

When you can manage to get Mur to neg rep you.

 

When you read this.

When you see a shadowy creature get killed/vanquished in a tv show and your roommate says, "No it is not the tainted ones."

 

When you dress up as your character. I actually wore a belly dancing outfit to the Renascence Festival.

 

When you worry about MD stuff more than rl stuff.

 

When a friend you have not seen in a while asks "How is life doing?" and then asks, "How the game is going?"

 

When friends and family try getting you addicted to other games but fail.

 

When your desk is cluttered with MD related things.

 

When some people at work even know about md.

When you see yourself by clicking a name Edgar

You know you've been on MD too much when you name various concepts after people from MD.

 

"Uggh I'm suffering from Jester Syndrome..."

 

"When I don't get enough sleep I start to feel a bit Murrish"

 

"My mom is being such a dst right now"

You're at work (or home, or anywhere with a toilet, really) and you REALLY need to go.

You get there and think "thank goodness no one is in there".

You then stop for a few seconds to imagine what you'd have done if No one *actually was* in there.

You dismiss the thought after some time, allowing normality to slowly creep back in: "What the *beep*?"

 

(edit - no thrashing, it actually happened... as in, 1 hour ago :p)

Edited December 17, 201411 yr by Myth

When you read jokes with "no one" that you had time to forget and ... you then think it is just a myth or just my thrash